Mistress Lady Lana - Slavery Will Set You Free

Important- Read.

2011-06-29T18:01:00.000-04:00

Please note: some very very important stuff:

As of July 3rd Ladysays.com will no longer be accepting payments through current processor, alertpay.com. If you are a current member, make sure you make your purchase before that date. The site will not be closing, but the store option will not available anymore.
If you'd like to use the current system you have limited time to do that. After the 3rd of July you will be able to make payments for fetish and femdom clips exclusively at http://slavetrap.com, for femdom hypnosis through htttp://trancetrap.com and you also have an option to pay anon with NF at http://wallettrap.com. As I have been told, sorry for inconvenience

KILLER RED LIPS

2011-06-28T06:06:00.000-04:00

In the moment of self indulgent artistic frenzy I made a new video of myself putting on the lipstick in the mirror. Sounds simple, no? Well it's not.

It's 4 minutes of intense fetish brainwash.

This is not a traditional hypnosis video, but an intense fetish implantation femdom brainwash goddess worship clip taken to an art form. You will be watching it again and again.

I was thinking of putting it on youtube for free, but fuck this, you will have to pay to see it.

You need to install or upgrade Flash Player to view this content, install or upgrade by clicking here.

Pink Lips- Lipstick Fetish

2011-06-15T11:27:00.000-04:00

My newest creation for youtube channel. I just posted it last night and it’s already blocked in some countries, so I don’t know if everyone will be able to view it. I guess I’m just too sexy for my lips. Enjoy. Go and leave a comment.

The Hot Stuff!

2011-06-13T21:10:00.000-04:00

A nice and rare treat puppets, I've got some new fetish clips posted. I got an order of pantyhose in a box and finally got inspired to shoot some videos in them. I have to say they came out extremely hot and sexy. The good news is, I got to use only one pair for the shoot, which means I am still inspired and going to put the rest of them to the good use. I love it when you buy me stuff and then I make you pay to see me wearing it... love it. Some other videos include humiliation, financial domination and general goddess lady lana worship. I suggest you get yourself right on it and get loaded on all of them. And of course... thank me for it.

The clips are available through my stores at http://ladysays.com to pay with alertpay, http://slavetrap.com to pay with credit card http://wallettrap.com if you're a niteflirt fan.

It came out to be a story

2011-05-02T15:47:00.000-04:00

A question of ethics. I*gasp* consider myself an ethical hypnodomme. If I am doing a femdom hypnosis recording, I will say on the tin what is going to be in that mp3, right on the tin. No surprises, no tricks. I know some might find it hot and exciting to be tricked by a hot domme, but to me it’s a trust thing.

You can trust me. read more..

A rant, some plans, creative stupor

2011-04-28T18:56:00.001-04:00

I'm having a creative stupor lately. It's one of those feelings when you know you are onto something but can't quite put the finger on it.

A lot of things annoy me. A lot of things in the scene annoy me. I understand that people are trying to work and make money and putting 110% of themselves out there. I don't want to be telling people how to do their thing, it's their business and I am not pointing fingers at anyone in particular. It's the general trend I guess that makes me wanna vomit in your mouth. The trend of appeasement to the "consumer", the lowering more to the "wankers" than bringing them up to the "goddesses".

I really don't want to lower my standards and I don't think any one should for the sake of making a sale.
Somehow I don't give up on the submissives just yet. I know very well that 2/3 of them are wankers, dirt and shit but that's totally fine with me because I don't care. It's that 2/3 that I will probably never get in contact with, probably won't know about the existence or bother to. I may be exaggerating. Perhaps it's more than two third, maybe it's ninety percent, I still don't care. In my book that 10 percent that is looking for me, looking up at me is all that matters.

I want the submissives who bother to read, research, think, analyze, comprehend, visualize, fantasize, experience a whole range of feelings, emotions, thoughts so that I can take it away from them. I don't want an empty box with an attached penis. Those penises are not any of my concern. They will go about their penis business, maybe buy a clip or two, or a 100, but they are still retards that will never elevate themselves to my standards and probably will not understand a word I say or understand what I do and why I do it and the effect it's taking on them. Do I want more retards serving me? Not really. That brings me to the point that I don't have to speak their language, or lower my standards, or lower my prices, or appease them by simplifying anything. If a man is not capable of grasping a concept of service or quality then it's too bad for HIM, not for me, because HE is never gonna be able to fully experience the real joy of servitude than those who DO try to elevate themselves up.

Back to the creative stupor. I am not bitter. I used to make a whole lot of content. I keep saying that I"m going to make more, and I AM going to make more, but...It's not the same anymore. What can I say, I got spoiled by slaves. I don't need to make content to make a living, and so I don't. It's not to say that I'm not going to. It's just different. One day I woke up and realized that I want to make art and get paid like a porn star. And so I will. I have very little interest in happy ending for you. I'm not sure there is gonna be any. Maybe. Will see. The rant above was just a prelude to what I'm about to say.

You may not understand or like the concept. If you don't, then you are the two third and I don't care about what you think, if you think at all. The thing is, I thoroughly enjoy being myself. I mean, I literally enjoy it, to the point I'll get off myself to myself any time of day, especially if I'm feeling extra sexy. And so I think you should really understand that, and value the Goddess for being a Goddess and not because your penis twitches as the sight of my feet.

I enjoy projects that involve me. I enjoy having photo shoots that I orchestrate from start to finish, being in front and behind the camera...god bless the technology. I have always had a thing for self portraits. Lipstick-Mirror is a common theme for me. It's a reflection, it's beauty, seduction.. many things. I enjoy making erotic hypnosis recordings for creative outlet that it gives me. I am looking forward to making more of them. I have spent last few days mapping them out. Doesn't mean I"ll record them right away ;) They are gonna be different. For a good portion of it, hypnosis serves a purpose of something, of something happening, of transformation, to fix something, to bring a change of something. I have very little interest in that. I have a lot of interest in emotions, or say, controlling the emotional state of a subject, invoking a particular feeling at the time: be it a feeling of very deep submission, humiliation, gratitude, fear, paranoia, love and adoration, exhilaration, a thrill,arousal. There is just so much to experience. It may or may not involve sexual themes. It's just not that important to me.

One of the recordings I'm currently working on is "Adrenaline". It's going to be exciting. In two words, it's a blackmail experience, the full emotional thrill ride of being cornered, hunted, pinned up. Another future recording is "The Dirt", a remake of one of the first recordings I did. What can I say, you'll just have to be very excited when you're horny, basking in your perverseness like a pig in the dirt.

Next... I like making videos, but the kind that I have on youtube and not on clips4sale...well, at least some of them. Since everyone and their grandma jumped on the clip making train, doing the same thing over and over again, makes me wanna go full blown art production or some really hardcore porn to shrug off the mediocrity off the scene. ..figuratively speaking, just making a point. So there, probably less happy endings, more other kind of stimulation. Your mind is too powerful and has too much potential to simply disregard it's existence for the sake of the cock.

My Hypnotic Voice

2011-04-19T20:01:00.000-04:00

This little thing is your gateway drug to the rest of my erotic hypnotic recordings with direct links to them on the world wide web. It doesn't include all, but only a partial sample of my fetish hypno mp3s that I make available for download.

Be careful, this comes with an addiction warning label... but then, who ever listens to the warnings, right?

Note a button on the right bottom corner when you listen to the preview. Yes, that's right, you may click it, grab the code and post it on your page, blog, forum, wherever you may feel like sharing, and let the little brainwashed puppet army grow, like I want it to.

formspring.me

2011-04-11T15:29:00.001-04:00

Go on, ask me something http://formspring.me/MsLadyLana

For the Dommes: How did You enter the fetish world and become a Domme?

2011-04-11T15:28:00.001-04:00

I had an interest, a curiosity, especially when it came to a human male psyche, something to look at under microscope; fetishes were fascinating. It first was a research, a project, eventually leading to a lifestyle, that resonated with me so deeply that it essentially became a way of my life.

Ask me anything

What is your all-time favorite piece of visual art?

2011-04-11T15:23:00.001-04:00

Can't say I have just one piece, but I love northern baroque and early 19th c painting.

Ask me anything

So, whats on the agenda today?

2011-04-11T15:19:00.001-04:00

same thing we do every day, try and take over the world :)

Ask me anything

Take the Tour

2011-03-28T07:48:00.005-04:00

I know you have been patiently waiting for updates, there's your lucky day...
Have you seen ALL of My fetish clips yet? No? Wouldn't it be nice to have access to all of them at once? Then there's your chance. My secret project is finally being revealed. Bookmark http://obeyladylana.com now, grab your pants and credit card and go join. Almost complete collection of my femdom clips from my stores, fetish galleries of over 120 professional photos, free wallpapers for download for only $34.95 a month. Why? Because I can and because you will.

Thanks Slut

2011-02-26T08:10:00.005-05:00

I'm feeling generous so posting a couple of pictures, but I'm still waiting for the custom outfit!
enjoy the view

Shop for More

Happy Friday

2011-02-25T16:14:00.000-05:00

I'm on cam NOW, entertain Me.

Two victims down already, next?

Worship on Niteflirt Talksugar LadySays.com

Home sweet home

2011-02-22T18:54:00.000-05:00

Finally, I am back to life. The move is over, walls are painted, boxes unpacked, everything is in place. I'm in heaven. I can finally relax in peace and quiet in my perfect little world. I know I haven't updated in a while, I'm not going to apologize for that. My priorities are Your priorities, if someone can't deal with that, move on.

I have missed My pervs, puppets and bitches. The good thing about a fresh start, I get to start over everything again from the clean slate. Just like the old furniture and clothes that I threw away I also had to get rid of the old junk called slaves... you know who you are. No pity, no regrets.. the regret and pity is on them for being incompetent servants, thinking that they may serve when it's convenient to them.

But then again, just like the rest of things, I like everything new and shiny...so new slaves in shining armor will be on for a trial and error. Excited!

Some have been asking for new clips/recordings. I have a long list of custom requests by now, not to mention my own list of fun ideas for mind warping and controlling. Just wait...

Thanks to those who contributed to the move, once again, I LOVE my new place.

Resolutions

2011-01-04T19:12:00.000-05:00

Hope you have made your resolutions for new year, and the only valid resolution that I may think of is you becoming a better submissive, learning to serve better, to be of better use .. the rest is not so important. My personal only resolution is to take care of myself in every way possible 200% more than before, and so should you. There's really nothing else to concentrate on or more important, so lets just stick with it.
I'm going to do recap of good and not so good puppets later, some of you deserve some props, but I don't feel like it right now.. If you are appreciated you already know who you are, no need for public flattery. As far as presents recap, too many to list, they are all wonderful though, quite happy, keep it that way. I may take some pictures eventually.
A couple of new things: I will be moving to a new place by the end of the month, so I"m pretty fucking busy picking out new curtains. Boxes, boxes, boxes... ugh, who would've thought that one little girl can have so much stuff! On the bright side, I'm going to be throwing away a whole lot of "stuff' and buying new "stuff". I LOVE new "stuff". Good news for you? I have a couple of boxes stuffed with old shoes and other naughty things, Guess what? They could be yours! Consider it a donation drive haha, nah, fuck it, you'll still pay for it, one way or another... but, it's your last chance, otherwise it's going to the trash can and you never get to sniff sniff "sob" any of those things. So, well.. you have 3 weeks left, till it goes buh-bye.
Well, that's the start for the new year. I've been piled with custom requests for mp3s and videos, but frankly don't have lots of time to concentrate, even though I would love to, some of the ideas are just way too juicy, but will post about that later.
Ok, now, go back to work, make some money, keep making the Goddess happy.

Best Wishes

2010-12-15T13:29:00.000-05:00

It's fucking cold! If someone didn't notice, the winter is here... very much so... and what happens when winter season comes? Correct.. the holidays.. and nasty viruses, and shopping, and fear of loneliness and depression and the feeling of underachievement... again, because you FAILED, like you always do. Being a fucking FAILURE that you are. Another year of realization of inadequacy, of unfulfilled expectations, unrealized resolutions you made december 31st of last year... but tell you this... it's gonna be ok. You can still start over. You can still make new resolutions. You can still change. You can still achieve. Yes you CAN. ...or not.
Most likely it's gonna be the same. Most likely you will FAIL at being a man over and over again. Most likely I will still be making a profit off of YOU, and another one you, and another one. There are many of you out there. There is only one little me here.
I do find it amusing how some of you run away with a tail between your legs, hiding, closing all the accounts, yet only to come back for more, looking for me on the web, hoping I won't notice that you gave in again, that you cracked and snack in to buy another fetish video. I'm actually going to make it even more difficult for you. Your attempts of resistance are laughable. To make it even more painful to resist, almost all of the erotic hypnosis recordings on http://trancetrap.com are 25% OFF. It's way too generous of me, don't count on this happening often, as a matter of fact, I wouldn't count on it until next year... if I don't change my mind. But... there's your chance to LOAD up on all of the hypno mp3s and send a tribute for the 25% you have just saved. What can I say, I have to benefit from giving you a discount for being you. Keep on slaving.

LL

Hot New Photo Sets

2010-12-03T23:47:00.000-05:00

Just had my NF page updated with lots of new PTVs, all you have to do is click and pay. Easy enough? Thought so.

LA Trip Recap

2010-12-03T03:29:00.001-05:00

The LA trip turned out to be fun! I need my little vacations, they are always refreshing, make me pump with new ideas and projects whenever I get out of the house. In other words, it's good for me. The ideas started flowing right as I boarded the plane. I kind of had a weird moment of being half asleep/half awake as I dreamed up a tattoo that I'm going to get. It's not just a tattoo, not a little butterfly on my butt, no, fuck that, I'm going to get a whole sleeve for my left arm. The idea came just so easily and so clearly that it is already set in stone, or, at least in my mind in this case. I haven't quite seen this done before, so I'll have to go talk to the guys at a tattoo shop to consult so that I don't go into crazy detail and colors in the drawing only to find out this can't be done. There are a few options, but it will be either lace sleeve with gemstones/jewels set carefully around, or gemstone flowers with more organic drawing of live flowers. I'll have to play around more with the actual drawings to see what looks best. So...quite excited. It's a long-term project, but, literally last me a lifetime. Another reason why I decided to finally get a new tattoo, is I love tattoo art, but I am terribly afraid of needles, to the point that my body shuts down if I have my blood drawn. So this is it, it's going to change from now on. I do feel sorry for the guy who will have to do the work. Hope he'll have a lot of candy.
Speaking of candy... the biggest splurge on candy, on your dime. I went to Universal Park, and on the way back came across a Sugar shop. I passed it first time, but then I came back on the second day.. and I gave in to gummy bears. Gummy bears for all $60 of them. I guess it could've been worse.
Other than Universal, the other entertainment highlight of LA moment. I bet you whores gonna be jealous! I was staying for a few days at a friend's place in West Hollywood, a nice gay area, pretty safe for a night walk. If you know me well enough, then you know I like to take a walk late at night, like around 2, 3, 4 am is totally normal. After a late night card game I decided to take a walk around at about 3 am with a friend. As we were walking, chatting, I realized that we were staring at a couple of guys hiding in the bushes by the door steps of an apartment building. The thing is, one of them had pants halfway down and another one had his cock shoved all the way down the other guy's anus. Get the picture? Now, don't get too hot and bothered yet. I managed to walk by like it's no big deal, as if seeing two big black guys fucking in the street is just totally normal, while one of them was slooowly pulling the pants up and the other one froze with his cock stuck inside and just staring with the deer in headlights look. Was pretty funny.
Another interesting sight was hookas in the street. As I was driving by I really wanted to stop by to give them some money to go home as it was really cold and poor things looked like they were freezing their asses off in pvc dresses and platforms, but then, I didn't want to support their pimps. The whole thing was pretty comical though.

Finally, there's a little treat for ya pervs. I took some lovely pictures of my feet in the sand when I went to the beach. Was a lovely weather so there are some pretty shots of my beautiful pedicured toe nails and sexy sand. Look out for a new set soon.
Either way, I am back, waiting to be spoiled, pampered and entertained. Phone lines are on, wishlist is updated, Christmas is coming up, I am in good spirits. I suggest you keep it that way.
To those of you who shopped for me in absence, good job, go treat yourself to the "Greed" photo set. You deserve it.

Homework

2010-11-22T11:09:00.000-05:00

Quick update: I'll be gone till the 1st of December to LA. Homework: watch all the new clips, buy new worship photo sets; post blogs, click through the vote links, send tributes because I will be way too busy to be paying attention to any of you. No cam no phone, don't call me, I won't pick up. If you need any help with downloads you will have to wait till the first. Ok, off to pack the last few things and pray I don't get groped at the airport. *rolls eyes*. If I go through the airport check-in without causing a national scandal then everything went smoothly.

EnterSlavery.com

2010-11-21T11:01:00.000-05:00

Welcome my newest addition to the Lady Lana family, http://enterslavery.com . I have had the slaverings write about their adventures for a while, but been keeping them at bay with no real place to call home on the world wide web. The other night I decided to change that. Now there's a real playground for puppets to show off their fortunes/misfortunes of dealing with me. Go ahead, feel free to take a look, read up, introduce yourself, make a comment. To make a contribution, simply create a user id and login. I'm going to be observing and watching closely what my pets are up to.

Shoe Dangle

2010-11-19T11:02:00.000-05:00

New clip preview, it's under a minute long... but can you last whole 7 minutes?

And justice for all

2010-11-17T11:11:00.002-05:00

Something I was gonna write about a while ago but then forgot to. The reason I had to cut my NH trip short was that I had to be in count on Monday morning to testify as a witness in a next door break-in a year ago. After watching all the crime drama on tv, you get an imaginary sense of justice be done, bad guy goes to prison, everybody's happy. You'd think so, but not quite. According to the local justice system it's not that easy to get there. Honestly, I did not want to testify. The man did not make direct threats, but made hints that ____ get the stitches. I wouldn't really want to find out, considering he knows very well where I live, so I told the assistant DA about it, was told that I would be on call so that I wouldn't have to be in court the whole day but may just show up to testify and leave.
To recoup last year's incident, the man broke in into the next door neighbor's apartment on thanksgiving and I got to witness the whole thing out of the window. Anyhow. The cops had an eyewitness, evidence, the whole 9 yards to put the man away to prison for many years as he was on probation when he did that. His own lawyer said he couldn't help him. So what happens in the end? I never get called to court. I have to cut my getaway short for this moron not to go to prison! Meanwhile kids get put away for smoking weed overfilling the prisons the morons who break the law repeatedly stay outside. On the positive site, I did get more police patrol around the neighborhood, hopefully for better than just getting another speeding ticket.

Weekend Recap.

2010-11-15T15:33:00.000-05:00

I usually don't do "weekends". If you ever ask Me how was my weekend, the answer probably will be " Like any other day". Weekends are for working people, weekends are something to look forward to after you come back home from your slave job to jerk off, watch a movie and drink your misery away. Weekends are your escape for that limited 48 hours out of the week, but if you ask Me, I really don't give a shit about it. I don't have to, I can have my weekend anytime, whenever I want, as long as I want for a very simple reason: you already slave for Me, so that I can enjoy myself, and I do. This weekend was top notch entertainment for Me.

Make it 1k by tonight?

Some of you did an exceptional job being good puppets and visiting both of my fetish clip stores. It's kinda fun observing how curiosity leads to addiction; how trying out one clip leads to a growing need and addiction for more. It is especially nice to see some of the loyal bitches to be coming back for every single update, no matter how often or how rare they are, just kinda quietly sneaking around and not having the guts to speak to Me personally, yet totally helpless to resist to see/hear more. Thus, the past few days were good, as some of you have been jerking off the wallets to their pathetic state of the bliss of emotional pain and servitude. Good job boys.

Meanwhile... I decided to take the "weekend" time off to visit a local poker room. I haven't been in the mood to play lately, but then kinda missed it, figured that this would be a good time to try out my luck as the "weekends' bring in more hard working slave-job people who don't really have time and/or need to perfect their game but come to feed their addiction, kinda like you... I was right. Saturday turned out to be quite a profitable night, was up about 500 in the end, not awfully much, but I'll take being up any day over being down. Profits aside, I tend to attract weird and odd situations:

Johnny the Waitress.
If men had tits they would be whores. For the most part they are just jealous. As it takes forever to get a drink at that place, people naturally bitch about it. One of guys mentioned that waitresses make about $500 a shift carrying drinks around. Johnny, a sweet character from Alabama, about 50 years old, bald and skinny, with his jaw dislocated to the left and with a classic southern accent overhears it and screams, "Hiell, I wud be carrying them drinks for $500 an hour too, I would wear the dress, high heels and make up." He was pointed out to that it's not $500 an hour, but per shift, and that probably no one would leave him any tips. Unfortunately I have very vivid imagination, and mental image of Johnny the Waitress will stay in my mind now forever. I also remembered every single "Johnny the Waitress" I have seen on cam and sadly was disappointed I was not getting paid for it this time, but was entertained to tears nonetheless.

Russian Princess.
I am used to getting plenty of attention from men. It's not something that will surprise me or make me feel special, but, it is more of a rare occasion to have women flirt openly with me. I do appreciate compliments from women more as they are thinking less with hormones but actually are able to appreciate beauty for beauty. I have no idea how that happened but this lady starts calling me a Russian Princess, so why not roll with it? The name sticks for the rest of the night. She mentions something about reading people for a living, so naturally I ask her what does she do. She answers, I'm a Jewish Princess. I'm pretty sure that place is already taken, but didn't want to break it up to her. Well, guess the table was blessed with presence of such royalty at once.

Afghani Gigolo.
Since I was up in winnings on Saturday I decided to come back the next night for some more fun. The play was pretty slow, not much happening. The dude on my left was some middle aged, gold chain wearing, flamboyantly dressed Afghani and he was just yapping yapping, I couldn't understand much and wasn't very interested either. He was speaking quietly, kinda to himself and with a thick middle eastern accent that I was kinda nodding to him just kinda to be nice and to have him keep showing me his cards and fold to me when I needed to. The downside was high annoyance as he wouldn't shut up. It got worse after I told him I was Russian and unfortunately he spoke some of it, badly. He tried to sing Russian pop songs, badly, making compliments in Russian, badly...At this point I already wanted to ball gag and smack him around. After a few drinks he asks me " Dont you want to know what I do?" Naturally I don't give a shit so just kinda shrug, but he didn't really need the confirmation that I wanna know. " I play with body" - "Huh? How do you do that?" "Well, you know" and then goes a long sales pitch. Umm what is a girl to do? I was running all episodes of the "Hung" in my head, picking on all the points of the oddness of the situation and quietly cracking myself up. The Afgani gigalo unfortunately was left without business for the night and without most of his stack.

In the end, was quite a productive weekend... how was yours?

Trance-formations

2010-11-14T12:10:00.010-05:00

After all the things that have been happening lately I finally have built up some creative energy for new erotic hypnosis recordings, but, before I get to that... I found that I have had a couple of mp3s made a while ago, but forgot to edit them. I have/had this fascination with a device I found in stockroom site, I believe some sissy showed me this a while ago, and ever since then it's been kind of stuck in my mind... just how much it should fuck with your head to wear this, to hide your penis inside and be able to play with your pussy, totally disregarding any reference to your "manhood" but on the contrary, fucking yourself senseless with a prosthetic "manhood', meanwhile it's rubbing against your clit and making you very very horny, just like a slut that you are. So, as it has been in the back of my mind, and, I do believe every sissy should own a vee string, I also wanted to reinforce that through a hypnosis recording, something to condition, to prepare you, to reinforce the belief that you do indeed have a delicate clit between your legs, as you listen to it more and more. I will post the recording soon, for now, go play with your credit card on my site, you may even rub yourself as you do that. Till then...in anticipation of your new ... you .. :)

Clip Updates and Previews

2010-11-12T11:32:00.000-05:00

If you been keeping up with my updates on twitter then you probably noticed a few announcements about new fetish clips! I decided to refresh your memory and treat you puppets to some of My presence.The clips include new smoking fetish, POV humiliation clips, POV spitting videos, ass worship, ass humiliation, pantyhose fetish, cuckolding, masturbation instructions, cum eating instructions, brainwashing hypno clip and best of all, one wonderful ME. Here's a little sneak peak. Now run puppets and watch. I have some more in mind... but I wouldn't release them all at once, you should know better by now....as I am a Big Tease!

Here's also a short video I posted on youtube last night. I was just sitting, listening to music, blowing smoke, had the camera on, that's all. It was too short to post, so there, you get yourself a freebie for no good reason, just out of my generosity. Enjoy, feel free to leave a comment.

Site Updates

2010-11-09T07:44:00.001-05:00

Making new websites is addictive! I don't even bother to question myself if the next site I make is one too many. I'm having fun with it! I'm enjoying myself and I'm enjoying the fact that I am fully in control of what I make and not having to rely on some slimy designer who never delivers what I want or takes ages to complete the project. Being a control freak always helps to get what I want, how I want it. I hardly see it as work, but as a way of expanding my presence on the web in the most beautiful way. Now, with that in mind, there have been a few changes. I thought for a few weeks of killing http://ladysays.com for a few reasons, but in the end decided to let it live but in a new fashion. I have moved all of the fetish clips to http://slavetrap.com and all of the erotic hypnosis mp3s to http://trancetrap.com. If you have/had an account on ladysays you will have re-register again. se-la-vie mon cheries, pardon my french. Other than that, there's nothing that you have to do. Both of them are very simple to use. The payment processor is a tad heavy duty on security so if your card gets declined, contact me and I'll let you know alternative way to pay for the clip, you still will be able to download it, but will have to wait till I receive the manual payment. Now, you may still use ladysays.com to pay for cam/phone sessions or to pay for the naughty shoppe items. All of the updates are still going to be gathered in one place, on the front page, so check in often.

Lady Lana's Updates

2010-11-08T10:35:00.000-05:00

Time flies so fast that I hardly notice how it travels from middle of july to the middle of november. It's kind of just like puff, gone. I been busy, then catching up, then busy again so mostly MIA lately. Regardless of that, things have been going well. Got to go away for a weekend a couple of weeks ago. Went to a very "exotic" (for me it is, I never been, so hush! ) location of NH in the end of October, go Me! Somehow below freezing point has not quite registered in my mind when I was going, still (was) nice and warm here, but now I got all my summer outfits put away and all the winter clothes now in my closet. *Sigh* after the trip. Anyway, I really enjoyed my stay there, simply quiet, peaceful and serene, a way to clear my mind and relax. The location was wonderful, a nice house on a quiet lake surrounded by trees in bright autumn colors, mountains skyline, just a perfect gateway. I love fall, I really do, besides the reason that it's the birthday season for me, it's just so beautiful and colorful, not too hot yet not awfully cold. Ha, and I got to use the new boots fully, they are just that comfortable. I do want more, like this pair . If you can't afford it, send gift cards. As a little treat, here are a few photos from the trip. Think the little trips like this are really important. You may spend months planning your 'perfect vacation" and by the time you get there you are so exhausted that don't really get to enjoy it fully or simply so worked up in excitement that ultimately end up disappointed. Speaking of which, I had to postpone by trip to the other side of the pond till spring, as I discovered a little too late that my passport was expired. So there you go, so much for planning. To make up for it, I'll be in LA for a week for Thanksgiving, something Im really looking forward to. I love LA in small doses, so this is gonna be just perfect.

RenFest Weekend and New Boots

2010-10-12T14:47:00.000-04:00

I have heard about renaissance festival for a while now from various people and always heard lots of positive things about it. I have been meaning to go umm for about three years now, but as always, if there's a show in town I ought to find out the day after it's over. Not the case this year. I finally got lucky and caught the festival right in time. I thought it would be more like a 6 flags cheap entertainment sans the roller coaster but it was actually much more fun. Boy do people take it seriously. I could easily drop 2k in an hour there at least. Lots of artisans and local craftsmen selling some really good quality shit. I contained myself for the first time simply because I wanted to see everything first. I couldn't resist the $300 boots though, I was really debating getting a second pair as well, but, maybe next weekend. I still really want it, and I can have the whole month as an excuse for birthday gifts. The most amazing part about the boots is that they were comfortable as hell. I have really not worn anything as comfy and hot at the same time, not to mention they are hand made/crafted, and I always value that more over an expensive label. There were also lots of various corsets that I couldn't even count. I want them ALL. I wish I could post more pictures but I really don't feel like blurring all the random people's faces to post on the blog, so there's just me, although there are some really worthy pictures of fun characters, maybe will put together an album later, but will wait till next weekend.

Post Bday Post

2010-10-09T16:04:00.000-04:00

Well the Goddess has been busy! Finally coming out from post-birthday coma and a web design-web site setting up sprinting for the past month. I had no idea I could be THAT productive AND manage to still enjoy myself, but well, guess it's the part of the road to self-discovery. If it indeed it is then I'm fucking amazing. Now, after the first two projects are done I"m in the mood to relax and record. Have so many exquisitely delicious ideas, but shhh... no telling.

To those who remembered my birthday, big thanks, to those who sent gifts and letters big thanks too, to those who forgot, big fuck you, and you know who you are. Your debts will be remembered and your names forgotten, at least till debts are paid.

The websites: after setting up shop for erotic hypnosis recordings at http://trancetrap.com, I tried my luck and set up http://slavetrap.com for the rest of my femdom clips. Go ahead and bookmart it too. The site came out one slick mothefucker, for the first few days just kept it on my screen so that I could stare at it haha.

If you are used to the store at http://ladysays.com it is gonna stay there for a bit, but eventually will have to be let go. The site is gonna stay, but it's going to take on a new life, not sure what it's gonna be just yet.

All in all things are going quite well. I'm relaxed, pleased with my work, content with myself, hoping it's going to stay that way for a while, looking forward to more wonderful things in life.

Trancetrap.com

2010-09-26T09:36:00.001-04:00

The BIG Update that I haven't had time to write about just yet. New Site is UP!

As my collection of erotic hypnosis videos and recordings has been expanding, and as I have been digging more into the subject it appeared only logical to me that it deserves it's own space in the world. I see it growing more and more in the future and becoming your final destination for all of my femdom hypnotic brainwashing and worship material. It's my first almost-on-my-own project, so well, quite excited. The even better news is, I'm currently putting together store #2 for all non-hypno clips, so by the end of the week hopefully it will be up and running as well. Leaving the past pains .. in the past. While I'm finishing this up, make yourself useful, as frankly, I have no time or desire for little chit chats right now. Keep in mind, it's less than 2 weeks to my birthday, and seems I'm getting myself best present I can get, but you can still try to impress. Wishlist is still there.

Hypno Humiliation Mp3 Update

2010-09-24T06:48:00.000-04:00

New Femdom Humiliation Hypnosis Mp3 Update. Humiliation Hypno slaves shall apply. The recordings is made to make you feel 2 inches tall, literally; to my words, driving you down into the ground, humiliating you, destroying your being, towering tall over small little insignificant you.

Little Man Sample.

Fetishes:

-Giantess Fetish, Humiliation Hypnosis, Femdom Hypnosis, Female Supremacy

Sleepless

2010-09-21T04:07:00.001-04:00

Random # 1
Here I am, it's 4 am, the usual. If you know me more or less then it is probably familiar the fucked upness of my sleep/no sleep schedule. I'm used to it by now, but for 9-5 people it's something unreal. It would be for me too a few years ago, even though I have always been nocturnal. I like my peace and quiet, and it's best at 4 to 5 am. It doesn't really matter what time zone I am in, if I'm on East Coast, West Coast or all the way back in Mother Russia. The sleep kind of shifts within a week or two. I'm really pondering moving to Vegas. Not really because of all the casinos, I can play around here if I want to, Atlantic City is not too far off. The other, better reason is actually because it's 24/7 city. As long as I can walk out and get a sense of some kind of social life at around 6 am, I should be in the right place. I do like my peace and quiet, but sometimes I feel like seeing people and I can't really see them at 3 am, so I guess if I can't change myself I can change the environment and be more content with it.
Random # 2
I have the "World of Shamanism" book annoying me on the table for past 2 weeks now. I have about 11 more books to read next to my bed, and they wait in line too, which leads me to the thought that I need an extra bookshelf. You know the drill. The downside is, I don't have space for an extra bookshelf, which leads to the thought that I need to move to Vegas and buy myself a huge house to fit an extra bookshelf. Don't question the logic here. I need a huge house for a photo studio too, you've seen the pictures. They are hot, 80% self photography. So, a bookshelf, a photo studio, means more equipment. I also have more projects on my mind.
Random # 3
Certain disappointments: men are boring, real world too proper. If I were to take an average wankoid, the wankoid is not capable of appreciating the creativity and the effort of the finished product or if speaking personally to Me, how much lower he actually is on the food chain. If I am to take an above average john doe, I might be able to get through, but that makes up about 15 % or the customer base, the rest 85% is disappointing, boring, useless. Am I going to lower my standards? Not very likely, cheap and dirty is not my thing, although I could. I could spend less time editing, I could spend less time upkeeping, updating, I could show more ass and call everyone a loser, I really could. In the end, it is about ME and not average/below average 85%. I wouldn't be happy personally if I didn't do things the way I do them. Just saying.

Gay Porn Addiction

2010-09-17T08:33:00.002-04:00

You know that you need to take this extra step. You been wanting to for a very long time. You know you want to crave the cock, to admire it, to worship it. This is the humiliation addiction mp3 recording that you are going to listen to to develop that love and admiration for a hard rock cock. As you are going to to listen and automatically stroke stroke stroke to the gay porn. It is as automatic and natural for you as the most common thing in the world, to stroke to gay porn.

Gay Porn Addiction Sample

Control Freak

2010-09-15T10:48:00.001-04:00

It's been six days since I'm on a strict diet. I haven't done this in a long time, in years actually. I can honestly say it's been 7 years since I have put myself through this. I have not changed my shape ever since. It's probably still not very noticeable for the others, and I don't exactly care about the others opinion either. I'm quite comfortable with the way I look, but, I don't feel comfortable with the way I feel. I have been threatening myself with "almost thirty, almost thirty" for three years now, and I'm still not thirty, but getting close to it, and my body finally let me know that, not just my mind. I haven't been to gym in years, just because I'm not exactly the jumping with the crowd, running on treadmills kinda girl. Yoga, on the other hand, rocks...but unfortunately it's not enough anymore. I'm getting myself together to literally tighten up, not only with corsets. Does it make me happy? Not really. I'm not quite feeling the masochistic joy of putting myself to the test. I like to rather call it being practical by minimizing the amount of things that might potentially kill me i.e. slowly turning into a health freak. Scary thought! The downside for you, while I'm craving cupcakes and pancakes and whip cream and chocolate, and all of the other nice things that I can't have I'm feeling more in tune with my sadistic side. Approach at your own risk, your diet might change too, not only your diet: the way you sit, the way you sleep, the way you greet, the way you think. You're getting the idea I think...

Mind Fuck Hypnosis Mp3 Update

2010-09-12T12:30:00.002-04:00

One of the things that made me interested in hypnosis in the first place is creating a certain mental state of the subject. Some ask me "oh Mistress, did you hypnotize him to do a b or c". Well, no, to get someone to do something for Me, I can just tell them to. I don't go around hypnotizing people, contrary to popular belief, I don't really need to. As a matter of fact, if I told you to do something right now, like say, to stroke.. you would comply, or say, if I told you to go send me a gift, you would comply too. Not much to it really... but, if I were to tell you to feel like it's at freezing point in the room when it's actually quite normal temperature, it would take more mental effort on your part.. or if I were to tell you that no matter how much you look at porn, you just can't get hard without hearing ummm pancakes, that would be difficult too if you're not prepared. You get the picture.

Brainwashing, mind fucking, sensory plays are some of my favorite fetishes, the way to let my creativity flow, to paint such a realistic picture in the mind that maybe for a short period of time it becomes your reality. I remember watching the "Heroes" and in discussion about the special powers, the question was: would you rather read the mind or have the power of suggestion. The latter of course. The power to influence senses through the mind is way too delicious to pass up. This way I can make you feel anything I want: cold, hot, aroused, limp, bound, as an object, as a tool, as a doll, a puppet, a carpet underneath my feet, an ashtray. You are welcome.

True fact: when I was a kid I was read the Greek Mythology before going to bed instead of usual fairy tales (at least that saved me from looking for the prince in shining armor thank fuck.). Eventually it confused the hell out of me of course when I was Christened at the age of 7. I was like, wait a second, I thought there were multiple gods and now there's only one... explain, and why do Saints don't have sexy names. Before I go far off topic, the point was... I've had rather questionable female role models by all standards, which still resonates in my creations to this day. No wonder the image of Medusa came to mind when I was thinking of the next recording. Sans the snake hair, Medusa does nothing else but have all of your senses controlled by my words, making you feel the way I tell you to. It is simply a way to relax and let go, from the fingers to your toes, just like Medusa, turning you into an immobilized, still object, controlling your senses, getting rid of your senses, feeling nothing at all, turning a man into a still, breathless nothing.

Numb is another version of Medusa, but playing with the hot/cold sensations, uses minimal effect on the voice, concentrating more on the down to earth tribal beat to relax you into the state I want you to be in, slowing down your heart beat, deeper and deeper.

Poker Face

2010-09-10T10:03:00.001-04:00

If you been keeping up with my twitter, you probably have seen some posts about my recent trips to local poker rooms and Atlantic City. What can I say, I've been busy. Ever since they legalized poker rooms in nearby states it's been a blessing. I play online too, but I'm always multitasking, talking to three people at once, replying to email and talking on the phone, so sometimes it takes a negative effect on my concentration and attention span, thus minimizing my winnings, or maximizing my losses, whatever you wanna call that. The live poker rooms have been a great excuse to get out of the house while continuing my favorite past time, i.e. taking money from men. It's been going quite well, other than a couple of times that I've been down, I'm about 2k up in total, with an average of about $400-$650 profit a night. Considering I go a couple of days a week, you really need to step it up to get attention from me, or in the worst case, load yourself up on recordings and videos, as I'm not always there to babysit you. Anyhow, just showing off, thought I would share.
PS
When someone asked how I started playing poker, I jokingly said: I have a fetish for money. Man was very confused.

Birthday

2010-09-07T01:19:00.001-04:00

Just quick heads up, My birthday is coming up soon. Mark your calendar for October 10th and start gathering up your scraps of funds. As always, there's a page of wishlists and tributes waiting for you. What do I want?
I'll be taking a trip to St Petersburg in the end of October, and then I'm thinking of a quick Europe tour, for about a week - 10 days, kind of to sample out where I want to go next. Advice other than "visit me" is welcome too. Thus, your contributions towards the trip are top priority. Tickets, more tickets, hotels, eurorail etc.
As always on the top of my list are gift cards and cash and there's always good old amazon if you're lacking imagination. My birthday is sacred so I suggest you take this seriously. Let Me be proud of My flock.

Cock Control Hypno Week mp3 Update

2010-09-05T10:25:00.000-04:00

I am generous enough this week to let you listen to three new previews of upcoming recordings. If I were you, I would listen to them and immediately feel the urgent need to buy them as soon as you can. I like to tease, and you.. yes, you, simply can not resist the compulsion to please Me, to make yourself useful to Me. These new hypno mp3s are going to further your addiction to your Mistress, to instill further love, your love for obedience, submission, being completely under my control. Hypnotically controlling one of your basic needs, your orgasms; the way you stroke, the way you think, the way you feel, on the very edge, your hands, your mind, when you get the release, if any, all given up to Me, to My voice. With all the resistance that you have left you know you that you have to have them, as soon as I release them, including the orgasm edging mp3 Gold Dust.

The new orgasm control hypno recordings:

EvilLockNess

Your mental chastity, your mental cage, waiting for you.. with a tight lock and the keys in my hands. You may attempt to resist but you know that the cage will only close down on you tighter, making it more and uncomfortable, almost painful if you don't obey. Obey Lady Lana. Try to resist, Now. It's closing down, tighter and tighter. No escape.

Chastity Hypnosis Free Preview

Fetishes:
- Orgasm Control, Chastity Fetish, Body Control, Mind Control, Sensory Play, Brainwashing.

Evil Spin.

I like spirals, I know you like spirals too, kind of like the hypnotic never ending spiral that you look at, pulling you in deep, perpetually spinning, and spinning, and spinning, as you let your mind go completely blank, letting yourself to be controlled, giving yourself in completely. Not ever wanting to stop, suspended in spiral space, and so you let yourself be there, spinning and spinning...so is this recording, just press play, let yourself be, in anticipation of release, yet, suspended in that same anticipation, waiting for permission, filled with erotic imagery, driving yourself mad, on the edge, not wanting to stop. Loop, play, loop, spin in.

Tease and Denial Hypnosis Free Preview

Fetishes:
- Orgasm Control, Tease and Denial, Guided Masturbation Hypnosis, Mind Control.

Plain Evil.

One of My favorite things about guided masturbation is controlling your movements. Your hands belong to my words, your mind is filled with my words, mine, all mine. Completely. It's like pulling on the strings, your body responds immediately to my commands, just like a puppet.

Guided Masturbation Hypnosis Free Preview

Fetishes:
- Guided Masturbation Hypnosis, Orgasm Control Hypnosis, Mind Control Hypnosis.

The Hitachi Effect

2010-08-29T08:10:00.003-04:00

The strapon slut has put himself to a good use. He gets to get away with giving me the most used present of all, the hitachi magic wand. I know you all would be jealous, but who knew that this thing works so well! Must have been the best $47 spent, sucks to be you if you had to spend 20 times more than that to please me. I'm impressed. I never thought I would use it so much and so often, but omfg! I think I'm beginning to understand all you chronic masturbators. I consider myself a girl with a quite decent but not out of the boundaries sexual appetite. The hitachi is getting in the way of doing things now. It really really is! I have it plugged at all times next to my bed, it's quite convenient. I don't need to worry about batteries, I don't need to put it back into closet, it's always there. Not to mention it's great for my back too! ha. I still prefer good old deep tissue massage by a hot guy though; can't replace that, but, for other things, the wand is quite the competition. At one point it has crossed my mind if I will get electrocuted if it gets too wet. I heard that electricity and moisture don't mix well, but, I do keep a towel around, so fingers crossed, I'll be safe. I also thought of making a quick video using it, but, you'd be blessed if it lasted over 2 minutes. Teasing... you fucking wish. Was a nice thought there in your head for a second, eh? Bad, bad boy. So how do you get a chance to excite me? You got it right, the more you spend, the closer you get to the hitachi effect. I suggest you get right to it. Go on and Spoil Me.

Hypno Files Update

2010-08-27T09:00:00.022-04:00

Hypnotic Inductions Page

Read Up as this one is kind of important. I have been working on a number of hypno files, and, meanwhile I like things to be done the right way, I also like to come up with new ways of doing them, not to mention most of innovations are due to a) laziness b)laziness.
I am not claiming 100% innovation here, simply because I don't know if it's been done before, but for my own convenience sake, the things are going to be this way from now on. Normally hypno files start with induction to get the subject deeper into trance state and then onto with suggestions, triggers and what not. During a one on one session it's easier to determine with induction works best on the subject, and it is in own interest to get the subject well and deep under my spell to plant my suggestions deeper inside the mind. With recordings I don't have such liberty, but I may only give it one attempt to get the subject deep, or maybe not. My own selfish convenience? Sometimes I just don't feel like going through the whole induction when I have an urge to record a particular idea that I have.
Thus... this are going to be this way from now on: I'm going to have an induction and deepener section separate from the rest of the files. If you have had enough training to go into trance quickly you perhaps may skip them, if not, it will also give you an idea of what works best for you, weather it is full body relaxation, the countdown, the confusion method, the staircase, the fractionation method etc. I am going to be adding more inductions to try out, some ranging from 20 minutes long that may be used on its own just simply to let go and relax to quick 5 minute ones to get into proper mental blank state for me.
How it's going to work: look for the file description that says yes or no for induction. If the file says no, then click on the "induction" link to chose one from the list. They are made the way that the transition is almost seamless from the induction onto the next file, no matter which one you chose (LL--> mad OCD genius). All of the files have background sound effects and music with at least 4-6 sound layers or more... just because I can. :) Of course, don't forget your headphones and a comfortable time and place to relax, listen and surrender.

Sweet Dreams are Made of This

2010-08-24T17:35:00.006-04:00

I was going to quickly twit that I'm having weird dreams lately, but then, I thought I would tell a bit more about them, so fuck it, decided to blog it through.

I am quite accustomed to hearing from others that they seen me in their dream here or there, like Vlad's blog post about his "Mistress Dream". I seem to haunt them down even in their sleep. If I get my shit together eventually, I may gather up those twisted dreams into a couple of pages and post it separately as it would be too long for a blog post. Usually they rotate around fear, pain, money, adoration, more pain, more fear. I'm such a sweetheart, I know. Anyhow, that's some hypothetical plan in the future.

Now, onto my own dream world. For the most part it's really cool, my subconscious rocks. There are people who hardly remember their dreams, there are people who "don't" see dreams, there are those who are terrified of them and I guess there are people with cool dreams. I believe I've been through all of these stages before, but most of all I have really cool dreams. They are super logical, I'd say more logical than my waking state. It doesn't mean they are not "weird". In one dream I was chasing rabbits and trying to put them in one place that when I woke up I was feeling tired from running, or I was having a lunch on a balcony in the middle of a very very green, almost emerald forest discussing the proper existence of centaurs, which seemed to be running around and I was trying to make sense if they were the forgotten species or just a fragment of my imagination. The most annoying one are with my cat in it, last time I took her to dry cleaning, she wasn't happy about it, but hey, she doesn't like taking a bath.

There are some darker ones say, of being a vampire and pouring blood into wine glasses, but that could be the side effect of True Blood, which I've been *sigh* missing for past 3 weeks. Some of them are thrillers with car chases, roller coasters and bad guys. Most of the dreams though are almost full blown scripted movies, to the point when I wake up I feel like I have just watched a first class Hollywood flick, then I forget about it and when I go back to sleep I remember it very clearly again just right before falling asleep. I keep meaning to write them down, but usually tell some lucky soul first and then just never do.

The worst ones are of course that have to do with any kind of mental overload. If I go to sleep and I see photoshop screen, or any screen for that matter it's time to take a break; if I close my eyes and I have a nightmare about being outdrawn in poker, it's time to take a break.. and so on. The worst kind, is the urge dream. Say, I dream up ice cream... and I don't even particularly like ice cream, then when I wake up I have to have it. It's even worse when say, I dream up a mini cooper, but, I know that I will have it, with your efforts of course :) One thing I actually might do is continue with the "Bedtime Story 1" and Bedtime Story 2 series which people seem to like and take them from my dreams, to yours. I have been thinking of trying lucid dreaming but then, if I do I'll be #1 control freak in the world. I much rather leave my own dream world to itself and construct and implant my dreams and imagination into others minds, much, much more delicious and exciting.

Anyhow, I don't particularly believe in dreams, in meaning of dreams as in, if i see a tooth fairy I'm going to have an increase in income type of thing (I just made it up, don't take it for the truth). I don't keep a dream book to look up what an x and y thing mean; and for the most part I don't need to psycho analyze this. I am quite content with myself. The ones that should be worries are those who see me in their dreams, apparently it's a much more worrisome.

Im a Mistress You're A Slave

2010-08-21T18:25:00.000-04:00

So say, you're sitting in front of computer late at night, thinking naughty dirty thoughts, exorcising self control that you don't have and then your little naughty fingers cant help but type in the google search words that you think will bring just the right answer to all the questions that you have. Funny that. If you're familiar with SEO you spend days on end trying to figure out what kind of keywords will bring the most traffic and the best conversion to your site. Little do you know that some things just can't be thought of. I was looking at the stats on my site and couldn't help myself but wonder what kind of searches my sites comes up at sometimes. Funny, but true... I did not post all of the pearl collection as the list would be way too long, just a little sample here.

femdom humiliation assignments 2010
- not quite sure what to say about this. Maybe we should have a femdom countdown for a year 2010.

mindfuck requirements
- depends on who's asking!

mistress addicts me to masturbation
- right on to the point, nope, you don't like to masturbate, it's all the Mistress! She has done it to me!

femdom financial sacrifice
- I quite like this one.

socks filled with cum then worn
- umm.. ewww. Im pretty sure he was looking for this cum eating clip

contact castration intitle mistress or intitle domina or intitle goddess or intitle lady

- thats just a long keyword search that sounds scary and doesn't make much sense.

do what i say femdom video
- invest in a dictionary

searching web mistresses slave training session free
- umm fuck you?

is hypno slave training good
- question that many seem to ask. of course it is. :)

what does financial domination mean
- you're fucked

femdom spitting ashtray password
- fuck you again?

mistress cam castration
- lovers of extreme

how to domme online
- please don't if you have to ask that question, mk, thx.

ruin moneyslaves life

a slave is just a slave to mistress
- right on.

femdom video tell me what to do
- watch my videos.

how to play with a slave on cam

ways to give all the control to your mistress

pics little mistress
- huh?

willing to give in to femdom hypnosis
- good boy.

humiliation! femdom me
- that exclamation mark is no joke. the man was obviously excited.

how can i get off with worn panties
- there are also instructions for that.

mistress in domme
- huh?

mistress session free online
- no, it doesn't exist, it's not happening, give up

please spoon feed me cum
- there you go sweety, spoon fed

your hard earned money to me
- maybe he was looking for a new financial adviser

cum slut cock whore cum slave hypnotic training
- not gonna miss with that amount of dirty words.

have an online domme
- it's the other way around

dickless slave
-just look at yourself

porn humiliation it s quite unfortunate for you to be so addicted
-amen to that

i m the mistress you are the slave
- I couldnt help myself but immidiately think of this song. just the words are bit off.

Mistress Treats

2010-08-03T09:28:00.001-04:00

Here's a quick update, will write up more about recent news later when I have more time. For now: some super treats for you puppies, a couple of new femdom erotic hypnosis mp3s are coming up this weekend, but you get the sneak-peak right now.

The guided masturbation-orgasm control-edging hypnosis recording, the "Gold Dust", almost 40 minutes long of deep relaxation and floating on the edge, may be looped if 40 minutes just won't do it :) Here's a little sample: Gold Dust Mp3 Preview

The second recording is for little dirty future cocksuckers that are too much of pussies to suck some cock. Of course, I'm here to help :) With the not so mysterious name "Addicted to Cock", a complete brainwash experience. Addicted to Cock Preview

And as an additional treat, there's a new hot photoset I did the other day that's just been posted. Even if I kicked the smoking habit, I still enjoy the smoke and can't deny I look stunning with a cigarette, with the e-cigarettes it has been a blessing as I enjoy the taste even more and don't miss the overall nastiness, but still get to look as sexy as ever. The photo set contains 10 high quality images, and can be found here: Smoking Fetish Photo Set

Lady Lana - Potion-Poison

2010-07-14T21:47:00.002-04:00

As I have been doing some recordings for a while, just got around to finally editing a few things, BUT, I'm gonna be a big ~~bitch~~ tease and will release the full recordings later on. Lucky few may beg me to buy them early. Otherwise, sit and wait.

HypnoDomme Sessions vs Recordings

2010-06-26T19:37:00.000-04:00

I just posted a preview of one of my videos on youtube. It's been a while since I done that as a few samples got deleted so I lost my motivation for a while. Fingers crossed this is going to stick around for a bit. In the worst case I can always post it on my own site, but youtube is a good food for the masses, so let them swallow it up while it's there. Either way, not to make it a bitch session about youtube, I was thinking a few other things. Live sessions vs. recordings. If there are people who have an opinion, comment, or can relate would love to hear it too. With sessions you get it close and personal to pick and re-organize someone's mind, with recordings you get to control and pull the strings without even knowing of the existence of the subject. Either way it is exhilarating and beneficial, but sometimes I'm not quite sure what I like better.I love live sessions as they are so personal, on the other hand, I don't like them sometimes for exactly the same reason. If you click, then it's an amazing experience for both, if you don't..well, it's a bore and a chore and nobody likes that. I do tend to find a way to twist the subject's fantasy, wishes to project Myself onto that regardless of what he's looking for. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't but in the end, it doesn't really matter. I like the fact that each time it's different, as I'm not an ABC person and sometimes I succeed and when I fuck up just learn and move on.
Now, recordings...is a great way to control the masses. They more you buy the more I feel my influence growing, shaping the collective thinking. It's not a sales pitch but simply the way I feel. Money doesn't matter all that much. It matters to you much more than it will matter to me. I have no respect no attachment or value the $ the way you do, just the way I was raised, kind of like being a financial psychopath. But, every time you click to buy a clip, a recording, I know that your mind is changing, shaping the way I want it to. It is also a great outlet for creativity. I've been exploring editing A LOT lately and it's extremely exciting. I'm getting sickly good at it and it's making it even more exciting. My OCD is kicking in and I truly madly deeply enjoy putting the sounds together to come into just the right blend that I picture in My mind. I'm sure the recordings will only get better as I have many many ideas in the head. Might go offline for a week or so just to record because it's all I feel like doing right now. To put the right words, right beat, right sound to bend, change, modify behavior, thinking, feelings or just simply relax and let go off pressure.

New Bedroom Photo Shoot

2010-06-10T18:07:00.000-04:00

To extend some creative mischief I did a mini photo shoot a couple of days ago. Still sorting out pictures, and they are hot! I don't know how long it will take me to post them for sale, busy with other things for now, but.. keep waiting and they'll be up soon! so keep checking in. For now, a couple of samples for you to drool over ;)

Oh and by the way, total disappointment with you idiots. You are only cheating yourself if you think you can buy the first and last day off the calendar. It's made for each different day so you won't know when you get to cum or not :) idiots.. now be good boys and stop cheating yourself.

Now I'm pondering of doing another shoot just for fun. I picked up a couple of things at a local yard sale. To think about it, the kind of things get my dirty mind working! The people that were selling stuff were totally befuddled by the fact that I was buying that junk, but, suppose I'll let them wonder. No need to overstimulate their weak minds.

I still want to do the Alice themed shoot, but haven't had time or enough "stuff" to put it together. The main problem is finding the right type of dress. You won't catch me in a cheap costume off amazon, I'm way much more than that. Ideally it would be custom made latex/lace dress, so unless I find someone to make it for Me, I might have to get it done myself, sans latex, never worked with it and don't see that happening in the near future.

For now, wait and drool as I"ll post the sets soon :)

Cum or Not

2010-06-07T15:51:00.003-04:00

In the past few days I've been feeling creative, mischievous, full of brilliant ideas, simply genius, and should I say again, creative...Thus, with all of my creativity flowing I've made a few fun additions to the site. First of all, my genius idea was to make a 'cum or not" calendar. Someone asked me if I was going to make a longer version of "10 days of denial" series, but somehow I thought 30 days of video would be an overkill... for Me at least (!) but, making a little game for everyone seems completely reasonable. Something is telling me that this is going to be copied all over the place for a long time to come. The rules are very simple. You are going to start your training from day 1 and it's gonna last a month. Every day you receive instructions on whether you get to cum or not, how, when in what position, if at all. On some days you will get so lucky as to get a picture of me as well. Prices vary day by day, although most of the time it's $2. The price a day does not increase your chances of cumming, well, sometimes it does. There's only one way to find out, so I suggest you start your trial right now. It's fun! It definitely is for Me, knowing that you are out there being controlled by the click of a button, doing what I tell you to do. I also made the same version of calendar for my Niteflirt page, so you really have no excuse.

Next little project that I decided to make was to tease you with photo a day. It's in a way a mini version of a membership page, except it's non-recurring and lasts 31 days. Each day you get a random picture from one of my albums. What else could be better? The sick part of it it's only $15 to get the access. Feels like fucking charity to Me, so enjoy, before I change my mind!

Well, that's a little mischief for now. Will be adding more later. For now, you got yourself occupied.

Bringing down of jeeb

2010-06-02T11:02:00.002-04:00

Money Talks…yeah, bullshit walks. So… here’s the thing, I always forget to brag about the money, and the gifts, and how much people have spent of me, or how much they didn’t. I simply forget to. I get excited for a day or two, get my panties changed and move on, then it gets outdated and non-exciting and the money gets spent by the then and most likely forgotten. The other thing that kinda bothers me is, do you people really want to know about this, how much who spent on me, how many gifts I got today or amazon tributes, or long phone calls. I’m just trying to picture my blog with pictures of all this stuff, and it will be updated more often for sure, but, since it is out open and in public, do you want to read about it? Feel free to let me know. I know it’s probably counterintuitive for a domme to practice financial domination and then ask if people wanna read about it, but at least in my view, it takes a bit more than a gift off a wishlist. What can I say, I’m that old fashioned, I like things to have meaning. Either way, last couple of weeks have been bit more exciting than usual, so I can give a few mentions. Seems I sent out a vibe to every single wanker out there this week as everyone and their grandpa came to see me in the past few days. I also managed to play poker during and in between and do the normal, regular things like eating sleeping manicure-pedicure and grocery shopping, who would’ve thought. Multitasking is really the woman thing.

Well, poor Jeeb, I over estimated his potential lol. At first I figured he wouldn’t last a day, then after he came back I figured well, maybe 2, 3 max. He managed to stick around for two weeks, spending on everything I have demanded sans eye shadow, what a prick haha. It really didn’t seem like much

then a little bit more…

and a little bit more…

funny how things add up isn’t it? It would be just silly to stop right there, right? I mean, fuck it, all in you know I want more… now with down over 2k in
wishlist he finally writes the sad email, think the coat has finally did him in “ i am sorry but i think i have to disappear for a bit - i have got into some debt again that i need to sort - i;m sorry in more ways than You know.” Eh, I warned him he’d need to take on an extra job, why is it that they never listen. :

So long Jeeb...

Now, on the bright side, men are easily replaceable…

I’m off to get my hair done.

New Video - ADDICTION-AROUSAL

2010-05-20T19:57:00.003-04:00

So there is a new video that I made that I'd love every hypno puppet to watch. Think it's one of my favorite videos thus far. It was originally made as a custom video and I meant to edit it down to release it to general public for a while now, but haven't got around to it. Thus, there it is, you may see the short preview on the hypno videos page . I priced it lower than usual precisely for the reason that I want you to see it. There are no references to findom, humiliation, degradation, forced fem, but just simply a way to relax and let yourself go, let Me take control of your body and mind, let your addiction grow, your arousal increase with each and every word I say. I know you want to listen, so you will listen boy, listen.

Now, the other new recording that I made, "Owned" is quite sadistically different, as I, still in my soft and gentle voice tell you how much is hurts to suffer for me, how painful it is, how freely you give yourself to me to simply become My property, My thing, as you have been branded with the name of your Owner.

Go, listen.

Spoils of Saturday

2010-05-19T19:15:00.002-04:00

A little teaser to throw in out there of my beautiful feet. Go on, keep going, feed my fetishes.

Super Slave

2010-05-15T23:25:00.000-04:00

At first I came up with the name, then I came up with the concept, but, that’s the way it usually happens. The name is ultimately The concept. It might be a bit difficult to grasp on, especially if you are limited down in your brain power at the moment looking at my pictures, listening to my voice or generally being one little horny wankoid, but, in case if you are capable of processing information at least at 80% of your capacity, then all shall be fine. Either way, ever since I posted the “Super Slave” mp3, people been asking me, what is a super slave, what is super slavery? can I be one? what do I need to do to become one? can you give me a manual?
So here it is: super slave is the kind of slave that require super powers to keep up with all the shit that I bestow on him, in all ways but literal obviously. It’s that simple. Are there qualifications, special resume, previous training? not really, it’s more of an on-the-job hands-on training, well, mostly hands off actually. It’s really not up to you to decide if you are going to become a super slave, and there’s no graduation party, medal or a prize for being one. Don’t confuse it with being an alpha slave, you are not and I don’t believe in such anyway, your only reward is My happiness, and that’s enough. Brainwash Yourself.

Nyam Nyam

2010-05-12T18:12:00.001-04:00

This is totally not related to anything, but found it rather amusing. I was watching "the deadliest warrior" earlier today on spike channel and they were simulating a fight between an Aztec and Zande warrior. Well, apparently, one of the scare tactics of Zande warrior was to scream out "nyam-nyam" before/during the attack. The amusing part is that it's something that you'd say when you wanna eat something in russian, the most innocent word you could find, kind of like yuuumm, except I guess it would be rather terrifying coming out from a 6 ft man chasing after you lol, presuming he's very very hungry. Either way, I find it only appropriate to use "nyam nyam' in my vocab when I"m in a hunting mood...for your mind, your dignity and your money. :))))) nyam nyam.

Hypno Experiment

2010-05-11T18:26:00.000-04:00

Someone recently asked me when I hypnotized someone and how that happened. Even though I hate interview-type of questions, that actually made me think about it. I’m quite sure it’s not gonna be the last time I get asked this question, so might as well throw it out there.
I didn’t really take hypnosis seriously till about a year and a half ago. Once upon a time I wanted to grow up to be a witch, but grew up a skeptic, so in the very least I thought hypnosis was bullshit, mostly for the show and charlatans.
One night I was talking to one of the slaves on the phone and in the back of my head I told myself, I’m going take all his money in the account tonight. So I just kept on talking, talking, talking till I realized that he’s gone very quiet, when he responded his voice was different and all of a sudden, what seemed to me extremely compliant, tranced. I’ve read about hypnosis a bit before, experimented when I was a kid but that was about it. I guess I cheated a bit, subconsciously I knew what I was doing to him, but did not really want to admit it. I just wanted to experiment and see what happens, on a hunt. I mean, in the worst case I’d never speak to him again, big deal. After the phone call was over I thought to myself “ shit, I’ve just hypnotized him” and it was one of the most exhilarating feelings, nearly orgasmic in its own right, simply intense. I love when things fall into place, I love when things are working, and when one of my experiments show the result I want, I start jumping up and down, clapping my hands on the inside like a little girl. After that I started taking hypnosis a bit more seriously. I’ve realized that it could be another really cool tool to use on people with so, so many new possibilities and opportunities. I looked back at what I was doing before, thought about some of my ideas, the way I speak, the way I get people to do what I want and realized that it was simply a logical progression and how natural it is. One thing that was bothering me is the lack of imagination, how most, not all, but most are so deeply hung up on their very physical, primitive needs that it leaves out very little for experimentation, reflection into oneself and another, and everything else in between. So I was getting bored and disappointed for the most part. You’d think that kinksters are more than less open minded people but maybe not enough for me. partially the reason why I don’t take on more than one or two slaves at a time, there are simply not enough to feed My mind. So that’s how that happened, was kind of an “unofficial” hypnosis that got the interest going. Oh and if you’re wondering if I got what was in his account, I did "*grin* pity it wasn’t that much, about 350 or so. I wasn’t that excited about the money as about the fact that it worked, which I got to use for a few of these, umm, my favorite!

FL Trip

2010-05-07T18:12:00.003-04:00

On my way back from vacation made a little entry to listen to. I know you wish you were there.

Random Vacation-Audio

LL Tease

2010-02-21T10:46:00.000-05:00

Never fail to tease your imagination boys. Was taking a bath last night and decided to give you a glipse of perfection to drool over in the morning.

Submit yourself. Ladysays.com

Audio Blog

2010-02-19T23:23:00.006-05:00

Ok, this is my first audio blog recording, so listen up, might be doing more in the future.

Closeted Admirer

2010-02-11T04:40:00.001-05:00

This just makes me go all warm and fuzzy and ‘awwww” lol, just an email I got yesterday, just realized I forgot to reply to it, so those with a lack of courage, “thank you” for a start is good enough, but it’s hard to stop after then, so, little steps, little steps, lead to long journeys ;)

Wonderful Lady Lana,
i love Your clips and You i wish i had the courage to say more but am afraid
Therefore a simple Thank You for all You do. Please never stop. You are very important in my life

Shameless Self Promotion

2010-01-31T08:54:00.000-05:00

So it’s almost official, twitter is killing my blogs. I have time to update twits but barely can bring myself up to posting more than 140 characters at a time. On the bright side, that should only encourage to follow closely to what is happening. Now, in more than 140 characters at a time…Things have been going pretty well. I recently signed up on ebanned but then it hit me, why the fuck would I do that when I have my wonderful site to torment the poor souls. So there it is, I’ve posted a few items for extra pervs to get even closer to me and personal. There’s a variety of panties, socks, stockings, hose, toys and what not that I’ve got to get rid of. This would be embarrassing but it’s not, I just got laundry done that has been sitting there for almost two months and I still haven’t run out of panties or socks or normal clothes for that matter. It was just a lot of loads. Screw your dirty mind, laundry loads that is! So, I’ve got plenty to get rid of. I’m also having some very neat ideas about special packages. They are gonna be awesome! And very, very special. As I’ve mentioned before, it’s fucking winter so I’m still not out of hibernation to make new videos, so for now I’m in the mood to make mind-bending hypno mp3s that a) have been selling wonderfully b) make really good brainwashed puppies out of you c) I love to make d) that I’ve got plenty of inspiration for at the moment. With that alignment of the stars you are doomed to listen to my soft voice to make you into what I want. It’s really fun! If you haven’t yet, try it. Now. So that’s that. On the other hand, a few new people have joined the ranks of faithful followers that I’m pretty excited about. How long are they gonna last? We’ll see, we’ll see...now there’s a test. My 1k challenge still stands, and fuck me, there are some who are pretty close, but no cigar, so I will just sit and observe the circus.

The price of attention

2010-01-05T02:34:00.001-05:00

At first there was a random thought, and now it has officially became a challenge. Here’s the thing. Face it… you are not all that important, just as simple as that; and since you are not, then you should be aware of how little I care about mentioning people by the name. I don’t know, it seems to be the thing talking about subs, but, I think they should speak for themselves and I’ll keep talking about My Wonderful Self. That is it. BUT, there are a lot of attention freaks, who love love love to be standing out of the crowd, to be The slave, The most absolutely pathetic whimp, The worshipper, The servant. What can I say… no matter how low you guys get, you still remain males, no, not men, males, those are two different things, and you still want to be special, better than the most. Thus, here are the official terms. Tributing $25, $50, $100 $200 not gonna cut it, there’s absolutely nothing special about it. If you want to be mentioned, if you want to stand out, the price is gonna be 1k, yes, 1k to be mentioned by me. You have to spend $1000 within 30 days on me, whichever way you can, you can buy 1k worth of videos, you can send 1k worth of presents, gift cards, there are many ways to do that, sessions don’t count as I’m actually paying attention to you. Then, a month after that, you get your very special mention of what a good boy you are….or something else, who knows what I’ll say, but, that’s a different story. So, there you go….gl.

Site Updates

2010-01-03T21:18:00.002-05:00

Some of the new things in store for you? Hm, I think I deserve a break and you should watch every single video here first before I put my time into making new videos, as always, you may email me with a request, and if I like it, well, voila, you’re one lucky boy. For now, I’m feeling inspiration for creative photography, and you are going to supply one of my little addictions with your loyalty. Next week I might spare a couple of new mp3 recordings, have some very nice ideas brewing in my mind. Another new thing, now you can download videos in wmv or mp4 format, right on your iphone or what not, also goes for mac users.

One main update, the site is gonna stick with alertpay as a payment processor for a while, so if you haven’t set up an account with them yet, it’s a good idea to do so if you want to watch the videos. New feature, for those in the States and Canada, as a security measure, you will need to phone verify your credit card, so that they make sure that it is indeed you and that it’s not stolen. I think it’s a great feature. As before, you may use visa, amex, wire transfer, checking account or money order to fund your account and of course I encourage you to use it. If everything else fails, you may email me the list of videos and make a payment through chipin (listed on the wishlist page) and then you will receive a link to download folder. Alternatively, you may also find some of my videos on www.digital-fetish.com and use any card you like. I will be adding more and more videos there as I go.

Post-Holiday Post

2010-01-02T02:33:00.001-05:00

Well, I am back from my mini vacation, well relaxed and ready to do some damage, as always. The holidays have been great, everything, from weather to presents, to my mood, just absolutely lovely, quite pleased. Thinking back, it’s been a great year, lots of things happened and I’m only hoping for more, better things looking up in 2010, and of course they’ll happen, I’ll make sure of that. The most exciting thing that happened of course was the launching of the first version of the site just over a year ago, and of course, the newer, better version by the end of this year. I can go on and on about how much I love it, but, it should be quite obvious because it’s fucking great! I am fucking great! Those who know me for a while, you know who you are, and no, you’re not that special to mention anyway, don’t flatter yourself, *gasp* thank you for your support, I don’t say that often, so better appreciate it. Print it out, put it on a wall, frame it, cherish it, and then put out some more, like good sluts you are. The new quiet-snooping-around puppies, well, you’ve had your introduction, you have a fair idea of what happens when you get pulled in, so keep snooping around, keep looking. I’m doing 0 resolutions other than getting more and more of you under my warm wing, the rest… well, watch the videos, you’ll get a pretty good idea of what I want.

Money-taker-awayer

2009-12-14T12:49:00.000-05:00

Whoa, hello first asshole! I have to get this out there for all the future possible misunderstandings, tears, disappointments, here it is… after 3 years, I receive my very first chargeback. Some asshole decided to get cute with me, and quite stupidly so. Just in case, if anyone, ever thinks about doing this, it’s a bad strategy, here are some of the consequences: a) you get banned from the site, that means that you are not allowed to browse, check, buy, watch any more content and you are left with scraps of it somewhere on the world wide web, b) your dispute gets disputed, chances are you bought it, downloaded, and I have proof that you did, so you just make yourself look bad, c) your name is also known to everyone else so that you are denied by other websites, so, my question is, is it really worth it? You are given one chance to contact the payment processor, apologize and cancel the dispute, after that, all doors are closed. This is not wallmart, this is not a large corporation, this is not a site run by filthy pervy gross men who collect from the models, this is Me you are trying to steal from and only Me. I’m the one who runs the website, I’m the one who produces all the content, I’m the only one in charge of this, thus, you are trying to directly take away from me, and it’s not my kink, I don’t get off of that, it’s not my idea of fun. My idea of fun is take the money, not the other way around. And then, if this is not enough, I get slapped by the fines for each $15 you couldn’t afford, if you can’t afford it, then I suggest you get yourself another fucking job and stop browsing sites on the net, perhaps make yourself useful to the society, and in the end you owe me much more than you tried to save.

Now on the phone too!

2009-12-07T19:23:00.000-05:00

I have to admit that I’ve never done phone sessions until recently, now wondering why I’ve been putting this off for so long. I still prefer seeing the person’s face when I talk, as it tells me a whole lot, but listening to them mumbling and wimping is too entertaining to miss. I’ve had some great calls so far, very beneficial I have to say, and hope it’s gonna keep up this way. As it’s getting colder I might stay off the cam a bit more and spend more time on the phone. Talksugar is great, very user friendly and almost no hassles. I’m also going to be working on getting my own line so that you can call me directly, but that’s some future plans.

A day in life…

2009-11-27T04:38:00.001-05:00

Well, what a day! Past 30 hours have been a total rollercoaster, but today topped it all. I woke up at about 1 pm, still upset over last night’s game. I was really looking forward to it, and it didn’t go as well as I planned. I don’t lose often and I don’t lose well. It’s not in my books of things to do. To top it up, the weather has been shit, so did not quite help my mood or my ability to fully wake up. Have to mention that I don’t really do Thanksgiving as a) I don’t like turkey, even fully stuffed, b) I don’t believe in celebrating a mass extermination of native population c) face it, family gatherings are not all that fun. So there, my plan is to stay at home, recoup from last night and maybe do some stuff on the site, watch a movie, basically just to take it easy and relax. Seems like a good plan, doesn’t it? Some breakfast, tea, crepes with honey, then some online shopping, then some idiot wanted to talk on TS, that was nice and quick, only for 10 minutes. Charging $10 is fun, but somehow they never last long, wonder why? Learn fuckers….load up more, I hate to be cut off half way through a very intellectually stimulating conversation *grin*. Anyhow, then I hear some really loud banging noise next door, to the point that MY walls are shaking. My neighbors fight a lot, so nothing surprising there, after a bit, I hear glass shattering, and that doesn’t seem like a usual day to day fight to me. So I got brave enough, walked out on the back porch and saw the glass door in little pieces on the ground. Smart me decided to wait around to see what happens and not go asking the obviously not-so-nice-guys how they are doing today, they might behave a bit inadequately, suppose it happens under pressure of taking stuff out of someone else’s home. I do get a much better view from upstairs, so yeah, I’ve decided to wait around. The person who I did not expect to see was the neighbor from three doors down carrying stuff out. I mean, seriously, how dumb should you be to do that? But, apparently the man is not too smart; breaking and entering in a place where you can be easily recognized and everyone knows your face. That pretty much ends this story. Second part starts when the neighbors arrive home and find their place trashed to pieces. I don’t think I’ve heard so much screaming and yelling before. Cops arrived about 10 minutes later, so I gave a statement. Still debating if it undermines my own safety if the burglar gets too upset, obviously he’s not that smart if he went out to break into neighbor’s house in the middle of the day, so who knows, might start sleeping with a gun under the pillow (I wanted to go gun shopping for a while anyway, so that’s on the bright side), but, I really doubt that he’ll have the guts to. Now, the funny part…after talking to cops and neighbors, they told me that the man stole…here it is…$900, playstation, video games AND two pieces of stake from the freezer and frozen fries(I’m pretty sure he made a second trip for the stake). If you can still keep the straight face on, well then more power to you. I thought it was pretty hilarious. The sad part was that I had to explain to his teenage daughter that her daddy broke into the house, felt pretty bad for the girl, but, her daddy screwed up. So there, a mini episode of Wire right outside my windows. Sent a man to jail, took a bubble bath, then some wine and a movie and a little post about a day in life. Mental note to myself “Need to get the fuck outta here”. Shame, used to be a really nice neighborhood. Things to look forward to: a quiet house on a lake and all new cozy furniture.

Feeding My Shoe Fetish

2009-11-24T19:10:00.001-05:00

I usually don’t blog about presents I get, because if I were, that’s all that blogs would be about, and I believe I have a bit more to say than “blah” about new stuff, but, I got inspired this time because of the last photo shoot I did. I was going to take pictures in all the new outfits, but my batteries ran out before I was able to change that many times…so, it’s still on the list of things to do. The problem is, this season I became insatiably obsessed with shoes, and, when I get obsessed over something, I make sure I let everyone know about it, so I did. I could probably buy them myself, but it wouldn’t be nearly as much fun. I don’t like buying stuff, it’s much nicer when someone else does that ;)) Thus, I put together a nice long list on amazon, and it probably could be longer as well, but for now I settled with that to start, about 2 weeks ago I started receiving the shoes in the mail and they still keep coming. Now I can’t wait for summer to wear them all! Thinking ahead, what can I say ;)

My other obsession… corsets, got a couple of new ones that I absolutely adore, and as always, want more. I’m thinking adding some color next to the next ones. Besides that, stockings, hose and more stockings and hose… The lovely photo sets will be posted soon. Now thinking what’s going to happen for xmass, I was just warming up.

Site Updates

2009-11-21T18:28:00.001-05:00

After a long struggle the new version of the site is finally up and I’m loving it, absolutely loving it. Every single thing that I had to go through is absolutely worth it. It still needs a few tweaks, but they are very minor on the grand scale, and as there’s no limit to perfection, and I have feeling will keep adding more and more functions as it moves along. With that in mind, I suggest you get your ass together and start making my efforts worth the while. Even as it’s been up a few days, I’m already seeing great results, to be honest I didn’t expect people to catch up so quickly, but god, do I love waking up knowing that some obsessive wankoid has already paid his dues. Fucking love it, love it, love it. Paying the dues has some complications at this point, and yes, you have to jump through a couple of hoops to pay. It’s temporary, but something that you’ll have to live with for now. Your main problem is that you are limited to Visa and Amex, in a couple of months there will be more options, but, that’s it… the rest is pretty straightforward and simple: register, find stuff, add to cart, check out, download, say thank you. After that it gets a bit addictive, but that’s your problem.

In Search of a Perfect Domme

2009-11-20T20:59:00.001-05:00

I find this mildly amusing the kind of stories I hear from guys once in a while. It is nightmarish on the slaves’ side, but funny enough to tell, and I sure love to hear more. Do I feel sorry for them? A little bit, but not really, they get their share for slutting around in search of a perfect Domme. So there is one case…a sub was talking to a Domme online ( think that was off ALT, most of the horror stories are from ALT actually), in hopes to meet one day, and oh dear, he did! Except that was a man….Sad, very sad. He got lucky and managed to get home safe, or maybe, he didn’t tell the whole story and enjoyed his time well spent ;) but never admitted…who knows, but he said he was looking for a woman. I presume he was.

Next…very similar, same thing… was talking online, decided to meet, unfortunately the woman was 20 years older than on the picture, somehow he managed to get tied up and well, fucked in the end. He survived.

Dungeon scene: after being suspended in the air, had the wrist circulation blocked, thus, hands turned black… pretty scary, he survived, with hands and everything in tact.

Online slut: Came crying to me about getting screwed up by the Mistress who promised a custom video and never delivered after he paid. Poor thing was heartbroken. He ordered a clip from me before and I have no idea what he was doing asking someone else. Bad karma. He got punished. But nevertheless, thanked me for being a decent person and sent another pair of shoes. It pays of to be a sweetheart haha. The shoes……

Odd Conversation

2009-10-27T19:42:00.002-04:00

Thought this was funny...

AA (10/27/2009 12:03:27 AM): thats okay Mistress Christmas is more than 15 days away........LOL
LL(10/27/2009 12:03:54 AM): no no no lol
AA(10/27/2009 12:05:14 AM): What! you don't believe in Christmas Mistress............
LL(10/27/2009 12:09:02 AM): Christmas? of course I do!
AA(10/27/2009 12:10:41 AM): Well thats good, do you believe in santa Claus as well Mistress
LL(10/27/2009 12:11:11 AM): in that perv? lol c'mon....
AA (10/27/2009 12:12:03 AM): I think he is just misunderstood Mistress LOL
LL(10/27/2009 12:12:33 AM): lol
LL (10/27/2009 12:12:50 AM): you defending him?
AA (10/27/2009 12:13:29 AM): Not at all, I think he's a Nazi.........LOL
LL (10/27/2009 12:13:43 AM): jee, and I thought he was just a perv
LL (10/27/2009 12:13:50 AM): real bad then
AA(10/27/2009 12:14:07 AM): I'm a perv Mistress...........
LL (10/27/2009 12:14:22 AM): santa! santa!
AA (10/27/2009 12:15:06 AM): What does that make you Mistress, harboring a Santa.............
LL (10/27/2009 12:15:41 AM): doesn't change me much? ;P)

Site Updates

2009-10-23T12:21:00.000-04:00

As promised, the new site is coming up soon, the deadline pushed to November, but I just can’t wait. It looks great already, but I don’t want to put it out there till it’s completely finished. I have had some shit luck with programmers, went through at least three of them and seems it’s going to be finally done. Apparently it’s much easier to take money from men than to pay them. All I can presume is that they spend more time wanking off to content than working, I seriously can’t come up with a better reason not to finish the job. Either way, seems it’s going to be up soon and working, so that you little dear one, can go the fuck ahead and spend DIRECTLY to Me all you want. Super fucking exciting!

PS.

The ones who already seen the preview of it can’t wait!

Rant

2009-10-21T18:25:00.000-04:00

So suppose you actually read my site, and you came across the line that says that “it’s only natural for you to give”. It is indeed my firm belief, but only tonight it hit me, why it is so difficult for other people to comprehend. I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about findom etc and as I was thinking about the barriers of acceptance, I realized that it’s a cultural thing, for me at least. I was born and raised the way that it was OK for a man to bring gifts, to spoil a woman and it was Normal. It was not a way of showing male dominance, not a way of diminishing a woman, it’s a simple courtesy, that is expected and encouraged. Then I went through all the cases that I came across in the States, whenever it was Not OK for a man to pay for a dinner, to open a door, to buy a gift, out of fear that somehow it undermines female independence and/or obligates her to “repay” a favor. It’s ridiculous, in my view at least. IF a woman wants the man, she can easily have him, if she doesn’t want to, then “paying” for a dinner would be kind of cheap, so where’s the obligation here? Yes, I am going to bash women who do that, because they do not increase their worth by appearing independent, they actually decrease it that way, letting a man know that they don’t really have to try that hard. Thus, where does that get them? They get to keep all of their “womanly’ responsibilities and actually increase them by letting the men off the hook to show any kind of gratitude just for being them, any kind of respect, a way of attention. Ok, I vented.

Now, the “natural” part… Ever since I came here, my mentality hasn’t changed, and yes, it’s just the way it goes. This whole rant is not about financial domination per se, financial domination goes much deeper than that for both parties involved, and I do not see a single tribute as findom, it’s a way of showing admiration and courtesy, but anyone thinking that it’s not necessary is simply showing disrespect.

So what are you good for?

2009-10-20T00:14:00.001-04:00

I always ask this question whenever I talk to someone for the first time. It works like magic. Usually it comes up to 3 answers: nothing (which is probably true, and if it is, then it’s not worth my time), “I’ll be your bitch’ ( already promising, but needs some confirmation) or…the person can’t come up with a good answer and leaves, which is, pathetic in itself already…so, I’m still waiting to hear something more creative than this and would love to know… so what are you good for?

Loving My New Corset

2009-10-01T17:09:00.002-04:00

10 days of orgasm denial follow up

2009-09-30T15:57:00.003-04:00

The experiment went well. It’s still going, but the first wave of denied, deprived, tortured souls/cocks has already went through the task. Besides Vlad’s blog whining I’ve been receiving some other rather amusing emails… one of My favorite lines was : “ I went to store and got a kilo of rice and beans but it still didn’t stop me, I couldn’t help myself”…. What a wanker! With a good pain tolerance I’d say too… other than that, it was either three days down or all the way down, which is something that was expected. Thus, with that in mind, I got another brilliant idea, and without spilling too much, it’s going to be 10 days with a twist, so sit tight and wait till that’s coming. I have no time whatsoever to be making new videos right now, as I’m hoping to get the new version of the site up before My birthday AND busy with getting ready for the next weekend. For now, I suggest you start getting those presents right to My door!

LL and the Law

2009-09-29T15:56:00.002-04:00

Umm well hello officer! Aren’t you looking so damn sexy, ummm with that badge and tight pants and all …and those blue eyes and your fair skin…. Ehm, excuse Me officer, no, you don’t. You do have quite a moronic face and first level of education look, with too many donuts under that belt, and over that belt, and sorry officer, you are not looking sexy!

On the other hand, I do, so don’t hate Me cuz I’m beautiful. Don’t give Me a ticket either. I’m innocent. And stop presuming that I’m doing something wrong here, because, you know, presumption is a mother of all fuck ups.
Either way. I got in trouble with the law…almost.

As the weather is still nice and as I got treated to a few new outfits I wanted to use for a shoot… a personal shoot, just for fun, very decent and proper kind, it was quite logical to get out for a day to a park. I do most of the shoots at home, but this time it just felt right to get close to nature. The place that I found is really beautiful, some kind of historic park, still with some remnants of the past, not just grass, hikers and trees.

So I found a nice quiet spot around an old mill remnants, everything was going well, got done about 40 mins of shooting and then I see a super trooper coming My way. Well, hello officer, how are you doing? Here’s the fun part starts… folks, what are you doing? –taking pictures; what are the pictures for? –for portfolio, what do you do for a living – ( you don’t wanna know) graphics, web design; do you have your id with you? – no officer, it’s in the car; take down your equipment and follow me –(WTF) ok. …- you know what you are doing is considered commercial photography- no, why? – you have equipment –(LOGICAL!)

Anyhow, the fine for commercial photography in a national park, exactly on the side where I was is $700, so to earn my $700 back I had to listen to the super trooper for about half an hour, full of understanding and compassion for what he has to go through, after all, people do take nude pictures behind those walls! He did tell an amusing story of a whatever famous wrestler having a photo shoot in his undies and boots, and how inappropriate it was to the public, when the dude was wearing his work outfit! What is he supposed to wear, suit and tie? So I had to comfort the trooper that there was absolutely NO nude photos, even let him take a look at the camera. The sad part is, he’s an idiot; of course I had to take a look at the park regulations and definition of commercial photography later, his argument that the use of equipment is considered commercial photo is absolutely and completely invalid; there is no mention of it, I mean, who can tell a difference between props and equipment. Idiot.
And no, you will not see the pictures as I did not have a licence to take them. I'll just cherish them as a sweet memory of $700 that you would have to pay for them if I had to pay the fine.

LL Challenge- 10 days of denial

2009-08-23T01:36:00.003-04:00

Ah, it's such a blessing to have internet back, but of course I did not waste My time a bit while I was offline..so I figured for each day that I was not around you should dearly pay for.. literally; thus I came up with a nifty idea to challenge you for absolutely no release for ten days...and then it gets better ;) I did not make it easy, can trust Me on that one for sure, so for every slip up and fuck up you get whats yours.. an appropriate punishment..and now I"m super curious how many will actually last!

On a Hunt

2009-08-14T19:54:00.000-04:00

The busy Lady that I am, hardly have time for some personal play. So the other day I woke up thinking ‘ I want a girl’. That was all. ‘ I want a girl” Not much to ask for really, is it? And then I remembered the last time I tried to do a search and how much pain it was thought to myself “fuck it”. Let someone else do it for Me. Conveniently enough, that weekend had someone apply to serve. Why would I miss such an opportunity? :) Just got myself a nice list of potential play things. Will see how that goes...as soon as internet back up and functioning again.

New Photo Sets

2009-08-06T00:45:00.002-04:00

Updates

2009-07-17T22:16:00.006-04:00

Some things that are coming up in store for you:
Just revamped my clip store, looks all nice and pretty.
I'll be doing some fresh clips, they should be up pretty soon.
Had a pretty good photo-shoot, so there will be some pictures to drool over.
My own store/membership section up in September, for now you’ll be using whatever sites are out there with my content.
I just set up a new store on c4s with mp4 clips so that you don’t get an excuse for not watching and following through the tasks. ever.

updates

2009-07-04T20:51:00.002-04:00

ok, as soon as I announced that I am back to business my internet provider said 'no", the connection has been shit for past few days and will only get fixed on wednesday. I'll be around but doubt I'll be able to give much attention as the darn thing refuses to work! and ah yeah, happy the 4th.

Idiots.

2009-07-03T12:35:00.000-04:00

I don’t know why, but sometimes I still naively presume that people are not complete idiots, and I get a confirmation that they are after all over and over again. So say, you’d think that if someone had a remote interest in serving and/or session he would read a bit about what he’s getting into, I don’t know, maybe some FAQs, maybe about the requirements, session procedure, seems that it would be kind of logical; and even taking in the account the deprivation of oxygen in the little gray cells, perhaps it would be still be logical. For example, I love getting slave applications inquiring about 24/7 arrangement, no, excuse Me, not inquiring, but pretty much assuming that it’s what I’m looking for when it clearly states that I’m Not. Sometimes I wonder if they just need a place to stay, if the mom kicked out of the house or simply can’t pay rent or the house been foreclosed. Why would I ever need someone like that? There was a lovely application that I got recently, a 20 year old poor student from Lebanon for a live-in…hmm..so I guess that requires a visa as well? Seems like a nice arrangement right there. So here’s the thing, it doesn’t work that way, it actually doesn’t work any way unless I say so. Those little letters are well amusing though, can’t say “keep them coming” as they only clutter my mailbox, but they do serve well as a confirmation of idiocraty. I’m contemplating of putting together a wall of shame list of the top creepy/stupid/loony emails that I’ve got for everyone’s amusement, if/when I have time to, might get around to it.

Poker Whore

2009-05-13T10:29:00.001-04:00

When you combine two addictions together you are in trouble… say, for example, you love to play poker and you are addicted to LL, then what happens? You become LL’s poker whore.
Even as I was not available for sessions for past week, trying to fight the evil flu, and note, no flu can take Me down (luckily I’m feeling better now) I managed to acquire a new addition to My whore stable. A while back someone sent an application through the site, and after a quick reply I forgot all about it, have to say, I have quite a talent for ignoring people if they don’t try enough. As I was playing a tourney, I see in chat something like: nice play juchka, you are doing well. I don’t know the person, I don’t know who that is.. so I ask” who are you”? –just a fan, miss, can we play heads up later? –ok. I’m kind of waiting for reaction from other players (considering I have a male avatar) there was no comment... good, they are too busy trying to survive, so am I. After the game was over I get an email, and then it all comes to mind. That someone asked if he could send money on one of the poker sites, yup, I forgot about it… how memorable! The truth is, you can ask and promise all you want till you actually show you can… but this time it was worth it. A few hours later he was playing a tourney to make Me money, with half of the winnings going to My account, for every game, every time, on both sites…and I have a good way of tracking it down…there is no way to run, no way to hide. Addiction is a powerful tool… next?

A Tribute to the Mistress …

2009-05-09T03:58:00.007-04:00

Tributes come in many forms…while the most common and most versatile form of tribute is financial kind, it is due to two reasons: either you are not able to provide your appreciation in any other form, or it turns you on just as much to give as it turns me on to take. There is also another form of tribute, the kind that comes from deep within. With a natural talent for bringing out the best in people, I value creative expression just as much and I can be quite inspiring. There is a direct proof of that. and it is not self exclusive of financial responsibilities.

(A while ago, vlad mentioned that he works with music, I asked him to send Me some samples, just out of curiosity, then I had a bright idea, “why don’t you make Me a track”. Here you can listen to what came out.I was being a pain about it and made him re-work it, but of course it came out only better after My invaluable input)
vlad would know about it, but that’s a different story… story of someone who found it offensive to tribute to a domme before, only to find it quite natural after getting acquainted with Me. Yes, I take all the credit. I did not ask him to, but there is always a free will. I did not ask him to get a new credit card, I did not ask him to join my site, I did not ask him to write to Me, I did not know he even existed, and then, in one of the emails he asked if he could send something…”for sure I will send you a small tribute. Not much for you maybe, but enough for me that I could eat and drink a whole week from it. But doing this makes me feel good. You deserve it :) I will try to figure out the payment”. Well, what could be hotter? “Could eat and drink a whole week from it”, my kind of deal  I have never been excited so much for so little. It was not the amount that got Me excited, but the extent to which someone was willing to go to, to make Me happy, without possibly even realizing how addictive it gets. Next…

Sick Mistress

2009-05-08T12:26:00.003-04:00

Ok, I'm a sick woman, no really... not the kind you think! although, that too.. but anyway, I've been down with the cold for almost a week now and hoping to get better soon because this is really really no fun :( Had to turn down sessions and probably not going to be doing any for next couple more days, so, get in line, bitches. For now, I'm just in need for some rest and tlc, which I'm getting plenty of on fulltilt, but other than that, don't feel like anything else really, considering I have loads of things piled up. With that said, you can keep yourself occupied with clips for now and kind words and presents are always welcome.

LL

The Best Hypnotist

2009-05-06T22:16:00.002-04:00

I love hard working people. I love people with great imagination and stealth determination to reach their goal, and I absolutely adore to put them to the test. I have to say, the tough world economy must be bringing the extra creativity out and making people go that extra mile for a few extra bucks, to be precise for $36.98. I also absolutely adore scammers; they serve as an invaluable way of entertainment to Me late nights, especially when I'm bored. Thus, the other night, I get the following email, which followed up a long thread that I’m not going to post here, but, will mention in a few words. “I'm the best at teaching hypno and scripting videos. Write back if interested, “ Well… hello there! Just the man I needed in My life! Or, well, not really.. but, considering this is not the first one, why not have some fun? Thus, of course, as a smart little lady I am, I want to know what it is he’s got to offer, and also, what is it that he wants in return, because, well,… everyone wants something for something. The answer to my question was : “I'm probably the best hypnotist in the US (on my best), and very good at teaching it. I have a TURNKEY way to make a nice bank for a video I have not been able to get a single talent to do for three years.” Well, fucking A ! The BEST hypnotist out there, isn’t that My lucky day! The logical question is, well, tell Me more! Who are you? Can I see/hear some of your work? There comes the creativity……” Well my business rivals pay white supremacists to spread lies and hat about me online, so when someone asks to search me, I figure they'll be swayed by what they read, then I wonder why I'm trying to win over strangers.” I, personally, have NOT yet heard an excuse like that, thought it was quite hilarious. Well, the rest of the thread turned into threat, begging, bribery, insults, flattery and blackmail… can you say, desperation? After all, all he needed was a couple of My clips to “evaluate” My talent so that I could get six figure endorsements, fame and fortune, but, as wealthy as he was he considered my prices a rip off and not worth the effort, thus, I should have just sent him the clips and wait for the miracle, All in all this lasted about four hours of entertainment. In the end, I thanked him for a good time, and I’m afraid he felt being used and useless.. think I hurt his feelings, ah well…

This is only one of the many scams that I’ve seen so far. The other more or less “creative” attempts were, someone posing as a domme, recruiting other dommes, obviously with six figure income opportunities as well; a photographer, who was looking for a talent and was going to make all of my “modeling” dreams come true, had to break it to him I already had a pro photographer on staff; an “upscale” escort agency that paid only 300 an hour, what kind of “upscale” is it? Should’ve been at least 5k; an out of the blue “slave” who wanted to send me $1500 right away, but only needed My bank account to wire the cash and then turned into really offensive when I refused. I understand.. it’s frustrating. I couldn’t possibly have patience to do this… to think about it…. You fish out your “victim”, you spend time, talking, convincing and then the person doesn’t bite. It’s tough, but hey, it’s your job, so to all the scammers out there… be well, good luck and be nice to people who you are trying to get the money from.

Thigh High Boots

2009-04-20T02:05:00.005-04:00

This is the video that didnt get posted on youtube, thus, this is the only place where it's going to live now. To be "fair" it got posted, but, without the soundtrack...and this bs I hear for the first time; with this logic they should take down 3/4 of their videos. The email that I got was: Dear LadyLanaSays,
Your video, Mistress Lady Lana Black PVC Boots, may have content that is owned or licensed by WMG.No action is required on your part; however, if you are interested in learning how this affects your video, please visit.....blah blah blah.....

so, any smart people out there..please explain me what kind of bs is this? The soundtrack was used in part, it was not used for sale neither for re-distribution, isnt there's such a thing as creative borrowing, license etc, if so, how can I safely use soundtracks for my videos, as otherwise you are gonna be stuck with Tchaikovsky "Swan Lake" or something.. pretty sure I can use that!
Either way, the video is hot, enjoy it.

Clips Update

2009-04-13T20:24:00.006-04:00

I've been keeping busy and with the thought of you all in mind have some new fresh clips that you've got to watch. Here's a little preview of them. They'll be posted one by one during next few days, so keep checking in. These are just a few, out of about 15 new clips that will be posted. I will also by making more hypno clips this week, but they'll take a bit more time to make, although, I do have some yummy ideas. Enjoy.

Wishlist update

2009-04-12T03:38:00.004-04:00

Tonight, after some contemplation, I came to a conclusion that my amazon list is looking a bit sad and needs to be updated. I browsed through, and sincerely did not really find anything on the list that I really really wanted, right this minute. I've had a few certificates sitting around and I still didn't know what I wanted to spend them on. (That is taken care of now). It all was coming down to being too little or being too much, do I really want this or I'm just bored, so to fix the problem I've invested some time into getting things up there. Somehow the spring is coming, or so I heard, and then, as far as I know the summer, so the other day I cleaned out my closet of all the last year's outfits that I'm not going to wear, got rid of them.. thus instead of a "full closet of nothing to wear" I have a closet to be filled with "something to wear", thus, my fresh wishlist, which I strongly advise you visit and make your contribution so that I can fill it up all over again. Go on, get to work. ;)

Mistress's Pain is your Punishment

2009-04-08T01:34:00.005-04:00

Mmmm…I feel good, I feel so good now… relaxed, relieved, smiling….almost, with a nice crooked smile, just because I can’t smile completely just yet..will take a week or so. My pain doesn’t really bother Me anymore, because someone else has just paid for it. He did not want to pay. He was being a pathetic selfish little prick… concerned only with his needs over Mine. I don’t really know him well, spoke a few times on yahoo about the session, he tried to schedule for last week, didn’t show up, so we scheduled again, for tonight. In order to make sure that he shows up, I got him to pay ahead, so he did. Everything would be according to the plan if on Friday I wouldn’t get a terrible toothache, the kind that disregards all the meds and takes off half of the head, that kind…so suffering the weekend through, I got rid of the tooth yesterday.. no regrets, but still, some consequences. The consequences being well…I’m still in motherfucking pain and it’s a tad hard to talk. Can’t eat, and worst of all, can’t smoke (which, of course, doesn’t really stop me from doing that, but the thought alone that I cannot is painful enough). Self-discipline is a bitch, and so is responsibility..if someone schedules a session, I’m going to be there. So I send a message to this… person… and I kindly tell him that I’ll still do the session, but will have to reserve to typing other than talking because it’s probably going to hurt… or, we can reschedule it and do it at another time. Later on, I get a message back, something in the lines of: “Oh, all the best for you. Hope you will be ok again very soon, Miss. To me its just such a rare occasion. It was really hard to manage making my fiancee sleep at her friends house so I could do a forced intox session. To be honest, you just typing wouldnt be the same as you talking to me. I do love your voice and especially your accent soooo very much. I really dont know if I will be able to do this kind of session again in the near future.” And then this… “Is there any way of refunding the 90 bucks, Miss?”.
Just WTF?
For fuck’s sake, I’m not a walmart. There is no such thing as a refund, especially when I’ve made the time for a specific session. Well, he’s been warned that I will do the session, but if he indeed wanted to hear Me, then he’d have to suffer 10 fold, he agreed, guess he didn’t realize.
I normally would do a session that makes you come back over and over again, but this time I barely cared. For some, punishment is heaven, something that they long for, expect, wish, but in if you cross Me, you don’t want punishment LL way.
To make the story short, I had no regard for his fetishes, for what he wanted, only what I was going to do to him. He had a bottle of cheap Smirnoff vodka, which I had him chug up a couple of glasses on the start. Unfortunately, I did not get to use half of things I was going to. I noticed he had a hairy chest, I can’t stand body hair, so I told him to get a razor. At first I had him shave a straight vertical line… then a horizontal, in a few minutes, before he even realized, he had a lovely L shape shaved off on both sides of his chest. Shame, his fiancée loves his hairy chest. I don’t, but I love a careful L shape shaved out. Then, just as a simple reminder of his behavior, he had a writing exercise, yup, he misspelled word “cheap” at first, had to correct it, cheap slut. There is one thing that I absolutely despise, next to an over bloated ego, is personal attachment to the money, the kind, that puts Me second to it. It’s not right, money never comes first. So I had to ask him, how much he loves money.. he was honest and told Me that he loves money. I wanted to make sure, so I got him to get the wallet out, take a few bills, and have a taste. Apparently he didn’t like it in his mouth, pity.. I thought he loved it. I really wanted him to swallow a bill, but was afraid he would choke for the fact that he was swallowing his money. Poor thing was really afraid of showing his face, if he wasn’t, I probably wouldn’t take the pictures, but since he didn’t trust me enough, I did. For a while I had him on his knees, bowing down, with his face covered with his hands, then a few more shots, and then typing was looking something like “ yeesss fuuuckkk me ooover, nnno llosser wwwank ttay???” etc, and then his cam went off, guess it was the bed time. So, what’s going to happen to him? Is his fiancée going to come home to the hung over “cheap slut” with an L shape shaved off? I don’t know. Is he going to be ruined? I don’t know. Is he going to come back? I don’t know. But… I feel much better, even with a good dose of pain. You better remember this… your money is my money, so, kindly, don’t fuck with it.

Things I do for My pervs ...

2009-04-05T13:49:00.004-04:00

And through it all…I’ve found the way.
Through it all, meaning, last week I’ve been looking for a decent payment processing company so that dear lil pervs like you can easily use your credit card and not worry about twisted payment methods or any of that, just nice and simple… pay with the credit card. Well, as if! I amaze myself sometimes the length I go through for you. Indeed, it took Me about four-five days of heavy-duty web browsing, forum reading, questions asking, people calling, one fucking nightmare after the other. As this is still My first attempt at making a well functioning site, it’s exciting, but on the other hand draining as hell, but of course, that little thing is not stopping Me from My goals. Thus, after reading lots of fine print and filling out a bunch of forms, there was time to finally speak to a fucking human being on the phone! Apparently some companies don’t even have those, so obviously, the conversation there was short… meaning none. A few people that I got to speak to, were worth remembering in the end. The first girl I spoke to was quite pleasant, we talked about the processing volume and all other juicy stuff till we got to the nature of the business, I tell her the address of the site…then, there is a long pause…and a giggle! A giggle!!! Did I realize that that company does not work with adult sites, go explain that there is no pornography, no nudity and that people love Me! Nope.. doesn’t matter. Credit cards see it as a high risk business… little do you they know how low risk it is actually. But then, I move on, talking to another girl.. and another giggle. Only one thing that I can come up with, the girls were giggling at the pictures of you pervs, in panties on My page, finally, they served as an additional amusement to other ladies. But, regardless of that fact… their amusement did not help the purpose of setting up a payment system. A few days after, and after many calculations of all the hidden and not hidden fees put together and carefully compared and once again calculated, finally was down to two companies; one of them being ccbill and another one that I’ve found. Ccbill was my absolutely last reserve as their fees are just pure greed, and I say that greed is My virtue and I don’t like to share, thus, had to explore some more. The last phone call that I’ve had I spoke to a man… a man! I have to say, I love men, I love talking to them! A man on the phone, what else could be better. We ended up talking for about half hour, and as, unfortunately it was morning, I couldn’t memorize everything he said, so I called them about six more times, but the end of the day they started recognizing my voice. What can I say.. .they have no idea what they’ve got themselves into, but.. I see it as a nice, long term, productive and torturous relationship for them and of course, highly beneficial for all the parties involved. Now, as I’ve gone through this all… I suggest that you make My efforts count, get that credit card out and use it till your fingertips are bleeding from mouse clicking in the very, very near future.
With all the love in the world,

LL

Random Entertainment

2009-03-26T16:56:00.000-04:00

Lately some complete strangers keep Me well entertained. I woke up this morning to a completely random email, which first made Me crack and then kept Me in the good mood for the rest of the day. I still walk around giggling. I swear I did not make it up and the content is not written by Me, so if there’s anyone who finds this offensive, I’m just the messenger here. If there’s anyone out there who’ll get off this, let Me know, it will keep Me well entertained for an extra day.
A bit of a pre-history. Once in a while I get emails from some fans on c4s with some fantasies, clips requests they’d like to see, if I like the idea I may very well indulge them in this or that scenario. I’m afraid My acting skills are not advanced enough to get through with this idea, and there is absolutely no way in hell I’d be able to do this with a straight face. So here it is… .

Dear Lana,
Since you have the look already please model as Sarah Palin and do a sweet video ending in humiliation. If possible make this a two parter where Palin first has the electorate shoot one load and save it with her just being cute. I request you start out nice and talk about how you will stimulize are package and teach losers how to get women but first we have to think like one, make the watcher get feminized and say we will get a bonus at the end for towing the party line. please tease viewer with palinism. tie her hair back tighter and say now its time to shoot jizz fountain into your mouth, but wait you have a silver tongue so it won't stick to her tongue so will we help you out. have the viewer relax and shoot back there legs over there head and have her say its a sin to spill your seed on the earth and you look like a democrat girl so shoot baby shoot your baby seed into your mouth so it can be recylcled. before the mouth load is shot you would have the viewer but the saved load into the ass and after the voter cums in the oval orifice she would have the viewer squeeze the load out of the ass so it drips down the cock and into the mouth as well and say you put the Goo in GOP. look sad and say but my electorate should have a little more color and have the viewer urinate into their own mouth and end with winking and saying I love good clean fun and we shoud do this every day till you get elected president!
-Republifan

A New Mistress Piece by Lady Lana

2009-03-13T17:51:00.000-04:00

Clips Update

2009-03-10T05:03:00.004-04:00

Well, I've been busy this evening and have a bit of a treat for you puppies.Made a few absolutely wonderful clips that you all should go and watch when it's done and posted. I haven't had a moment to render them yet, but should post them sometime this week. Keep checking in. Something that you haven't seen on my clips page yet is the hypnosis videos, I've had a few of them on file, but they got corrupted, screwed up and got Me mighty mad, but nevertheless, technology is a bitch, so I had to do them over again. These two are absolutely wonderful. Will get your mind straight in less than 20 minutes. There are also a couple of clips for pain sluts and two more for humiliation junkies. All fair and square. Of course, I firmly believe you should watch them all.

Your Fetish Counselor

2009-03-09T00:36:00.002-04:00

Ok, I don’t know what exactly I came across tonight, feeling rather philosophical, so spilling this out on you.
D/s relationships by no means are less challenging than the vanilla type, but none the less much more rewarding. It’s very simple actually. In the vanilla type of relationship there are no clear-cut roles, often times actually, people try to make it work by equally distributing responsibilities, and there is really no such thing as equality… like it or not. They try long and hard enough until drain each other out because there is always someone who is not happy, there is always someone who puts in more and another one less, and then, after a while, the person who put in more effort, and thought that it should have been equal, as it was indicated his his/Her mind slowly, quietly begins to hate another person, then you get the fights, counseling, and then eventually divorce or a break up. All of that above simply because there was no real structure, no outline, no boundaries. People in the relationships are never ever equal. They may love each other greatly, but there is always someone who comes first and there is always someone who comes second, and of course, no one likes to be second in an “equal” relationship, thus, heavy misunderstanding and unhappiness. I’m not saying that “all” of the people in vanilla relationships are not happy, but a pretty damn good majority of them are. Look at the divorce statistics, plain and simple. Now, when you enter a d/s relationship, it may be tough at first, takes certain adjustments, and even from My own experience with subs who were eager and willing to serve their Mistress forever and ever were scared shitless and fucked up along the way, but learning is a gradual process. It may be frightening, but in the end, much safer. A slave already knows his role, he knows his boundaries and he knows his purpose, and even though he may have his own “needs”, which are addressed by the Mistress as she sees appropriate, the top priority is always indicated in serving Her needs first. I have to say, from what I know, the success rate in d/s relationship is much higher than in vanilla type, takes some work like anything else, but so much fucking rewarding

quick follow up

2009-03-08T05:44:00.004-04:00

Oh and on a quick note, I'm still trying to catch up with writing about the trip, but been swamped with the emails and requests for the time I was gone. Also new clips will be coming up soonish, this week hopefully and I'm just starting to work on the membership section for the website,so it's taking up quite an amount of time on My part. patience is a virtue, so brace yourself puppies.

x

LL

The Word You Are Trying to use is NOT allowed

2009-03-08T05:31:00.006-04:00

Quick post before I go to bed, as I'm not able to resist to mention this. I was trying to update my msn profile tonight, and under "interests" well, put in My usual, quite normal interests... a long list of them actually, and when I clicked the button to save the entry, I got this lovely message. My question is this, which one of these words were not allowed? was it femdom, strap on, or fuck or fetish or all of the above and in betweeen? Obviously I'm not talking about censorship here, or any of that kind, I mean,how crazy would that be not to be able to say word "fuck" on the web?

Wanker Competition.

2009-03-05T21:41:00.004-05:00

Imagine this, I got bored… thus I’ve decided to entertain myself, or more like it you are going to do the job. Starting today, there is going to be a new competition for wankers, with a winner decided on the 1st of each month. I find it rather sad and pathetic what people are trying to do on cams, so you’ll just have to try better for me.
This month I want to see an absolutely best picture of you in complete drag, a fucking beauty queen that you can be, nothing less.
Put in your best effort. The picture has to be yours, of you, not somewhere off the internet. I’m familiar with most of the major sites on the net and most likely will know that it’s not you on the picture, so you will have to write either across your head ( or any other part really, you don’t have to be an idiot and take it literally) or hold a piece of paper that says LadyLana on it. I will determine a winner on the 30th/31st. If you are not currently on my msn/yahoo, you will have to buy an entry, sorry, but I’m not giving away my addy to about anybody, I know you will pester me there constantly. Or you can post the pictures on your profile and provide me a link. The winner will get a special treatment. Good luck ladies!
Entries are due by the April 1st.

East Coast-West Coast

2009-03-04T03:46:00.003-05:00

California. Well, this was a state that I have managed to get involved with in a complex love/hate relationship. I fucking loved the weather in the end of the February, was absolutely gorgeous. Wish we were getting this kind of sunshine on the East Coast. And then.. that was pretty much the end of the “love” part. I have managed to go to the ocean, no I didn’t go for a swim, but brought My photographer with Me to take some pictures
Now here’s the hate part… This is the most smokers discriminating state I’ve ever been to. As I was looking for a parking in Beverly Hills, I stopped to ask a cop where was the best place, I was holding a cigarette in My hand. She looked at Me…then before she had a chance to tell Me where to go, screamed, “ Oh my god, you are smoking! It is awful! You shouldn’t smoke here! “ then she gave Me directions. Well, WTF??? Then anywhere I’d go would run into non-smoking signs, recycling bins, hybrids and health food signs as well as numerous gyms. Ok, I have no problem with the “healthy” lifestyle as long as it’s not to the point of a religion that freaks try to go around preach to convert the infidels. Another thing… traffic. I’m used to the DC traffic, but it doesn’t make it any more enjoyable to spend a part of a vacation bumper to bumper, even if I’m not driving.

Welcome back part 2

2009-03-03T01:53:00.001-05:00

After being woken up with no chance of going back to sleep and my car all cleaned up and sparkling, and it was!… maybe I should’ve given him keys and he could clean my ashtray and vacuum the rest (great thoughts as always come a minute too late) I figured that I might as well catch up on the things I have left behind.. like my mail. The roads were fine, not too slippery, thus, after some coffee and morning dose of cnn’s “we are going to hell oh what we are gonna do” wining figured would go to the post office to pick up some checks and mail that I put on hold while I was away. Got a thick pack of envelopes… bills… bills.. bills… junk, junk, junk… cigarettes, junk, bills… package. Hmm.. package, no, two packages. Hmm,.. nice. Now, anonymous gifts are wonderful, so, whoever sent those, thanks. Little something from amazon, and I know who’s that from. Btw you are welcome for the gift ideas for you s/o. (I will take some pictures wearing that in the future) Another box was smaller. There is a little weakness that I have, well, not one, there are a few of them, but one of the particular weaknesses is watches and clocks. I am also very picky about them, for a while I’ve eyed the Movado watch as I think it’s perfect. No numbers, black dial, sleek bracelet. One thing that was a bit disappointing, the watch I got, did not have a diamond at 12 o’clock. Even though diamonds are girl’s best friend, I am not very concerned with them, no idea why but, well.. I’m not really, diamonds are not my best friend as well as yellow gold, don’t like it. But, there is a big but here, in this particular watch there has GOT to be a diamond on top. I will reserve it for the next one. Regardless, it looks beautiful on my wrist. Oh, and thx for valentine’s card ;)

Lady's back

2009-03-03T00:40:00.003-05:00

Well, I’m back. A week of summer has gone too quick and here I am, back in the nasty winter. Somehow it was warmer when I left, and all of a sudden, there is this nice surprise… snow storm, cold, windy… where the fuck is my xmass tree? Obviously someone up there is having fun with the thermometer button and probably giggling while going at it (some sick sense of humor I’d have to say). I got back last night, glad that it wasn’t today as driving probably would be a bitch in all of those fluffy flurries. Anyhow, considering that the time zones have messed up a bit with my head, I went to bed rather late last night, morning more like it, about 5 30ish am. As I was planning on sleeping in, did not quite expect to be woken up.. for any reason. To those who don’t know, I’m not the most pleasant person in the morning.. at all. So, after some persistent knocking on My door, I couldn’t stand it anymore and went down to open to see who the hell it was and what that person wanted. I open the door..no one there, so I close the door, following with some nice morning swearing at that asshole who woke me up. I almost went up downstairs when the knocking resumed, so I went back, with some not so nice thoughts in mind. I open the door and see my neighbor, all snowed up. “Hi” … “Hi, just wanted to say I cleaned your car from the snow earlier, but then it started snowing again, but I cleaned it off earlier”… Well, what the fuck?- going through my not so awake head.
“ Thanks” , all I could come up with, closed the door. Still don't understand why he had to wake Me up for that reason.
Hmm… guess my neighbors missed me too. And I so did not miss them.